Fiona Grey Writes

Writer of Fantasy. Wielder of Red Pens.

Once Upon a Time

Yek-i bud, yek-i nabud,” the old woman whispered. She rocked in her chair, a long grey braid over one shoulder and ball of faded mauve yarn clutched in a hand too frail to let go. She seemed oblivious to the child at her feet, until suddenly she made eye contact. “Once there was, once there was not.”

“How can something be and not be at the same time, Grand-bozorg?” He drew an uneven circle with a stubby finger on the porch’s wooden boards, making sure to bump over every metal nail securing the planks.

She pulled her knitting needles from the yarn and shook them at him playfully. “Your Farsi is terrible. That is not how you say grandmama. Not even close.”

The old woman rocked a few moments more, then laughed. “And you’re too young for Schroedinger, I think. But let me tell you a story.”

The boy clapped his hands, then picked up a plastic hammer and tapped the nails.

“Once,” she began, and rocked a few times more. “Once, if you would believe it, I was a young woman, in a faraway city. My days were filled with studies and friends, and I was surrounded by laughter and the scent of pomegranates.”

The boy looked up from his hammering. “I know pomegranates!”

“I should hope so,” she teased, leaning forward to tousle his hair. “It’s only our special treat. But I wish I could share with you the magic of the pomegranates of my youth. Walking through the bazaar – what you would call a market – the colors would lure you in for a taste, and in between the sweet fruit were spices, piled to tease your senses.”

The hammer dangled from one hand. “What happened?”

She sat back and rocked again, the knitting needles long forgotten in her lap. “One day, my father sat me down for tea, the kind with cardamom and saffron rock candy instead of sugar cubes. I was worried he was going to marry me off, because I wanted to continue my studies.”

The old woman stared into the distance. “Despite our walled garden, I knew things were tense in the city. And had my father not taken tea so seriously that day, I still might have missed the signs. He told me to study, and study hard, especially my English and French.”

A whisper. “I can still see the blue of the sky and hear the crested larks chirping.”

“Mama tells me to study, too,” piped the boy.

She dragged herself back to the present and gave him a smile. “Indeed, as she should.”

“Did great-grandpapa-bazorg tell you to study a lot?”

“No.” She shook her head. “No, he normally left that to my mother. Everything about that day was unusual.” Tapping her head, she added firmly, “You must notice if such a thing ever happens to you, and pay attention, and remember.”

With a sigh, she felt every inch of her years. “And you must also study your Farsi, my fandogh koochooloo. That was terrible. Again.”

“So what happened to the pomegranates?”

Een niz bogzarad,” she answered. “This, too, shall pass. Ultimately, it all must eventually end, for good or ill. Even the pomegranates wither and taste sad. Revolution came, and violence, and so we fled into the night from somber, bearded men.”

“I will find you a new pom’granate,” he vowed, crisscrossing a dirty finger over his heart, streaking his plaid shirt. “Until it tastes like it did.”

“You know, my own madar tried to bring a pomegranate with us, to plant when we found a new home, but my father said only essentials. It caused a huge fight, because she kept insisting it was indeed essential.” She winked. “I think she was right.”

***

This week’s prompt came from Padre: Ultimately, it all must eventually end, for good or ill. And check out what Parrish Baker did with a hawk landing on the patio umbrella – and more, over at MOTE! There’s still time to send in your own prompt for this week, or snag a spare!

Unicorn at the Doorbell

Boooonnnnng. The electronic alert reverberated through the townhouse.

“Third time in ten minutes.” June kept typing, buried in her nest of scattered papers and books.

Peter gestured toward the door, phone in hand. “There’s still no one at the door. But it’s not an electrical glitch.”

“It’s not?”

He grinned as the news made her emerge from her cocoon, especially as he watched her streak ink across one cheek with a careless stretch. “It’s not. I smoothed over the power flows first thing.”

“Do we need to disconnect it?” She let out a yawn and widened her eyes afterward. “Sorry. Didn’t expect that. But neither of us wants Medina turning into a nightmare because the doorbell keeps ringing all night.”

“No, no.” Peter’s emerald eyes glittered in the soft yellow light of their living room. “It’s not a someone, exactly, but I found the reason the bell keeps on ringing.”

She stretched and padded over toward his armchair, scanning the video he held out for her perusal. “That’s…that’s not a horse.”

“No,” he replied. “Did you let Medina use your phone recently?”

“To order your birthday present,” she said automatically, then pressed both hands to her face. Ink smeared again, giving her a slightly feral look. “And she insisted you not only wanted, but would indeed greatly appreciate a unicorn.”

“As you can see,” he pointed. “One unicorn, delivered as requested, and brought to life by our suddenly quite magical and supposedly playing quietly upstairs daughter.”

“Who’s now created one very confused unicorn, that we need to return to sender before it eats all the tulips.” June let out a rude noise and headed for their front door. “Go tell her thank you and distract her somehow. I’ve got this.”

She rested her head briefly against the stained glass panels, fingers grasping the doorknob but suddenly reluctant to turn. “I think.”

***

I forgot to send in a prompt last week, so I snagged a spare for a quick prompt short tale – “Amazon sent him a unicorn…”

Check out more, over at MOTE! And you, too, can join the weekly prompting fun!

Book Review: A Garden of Stars

I always intend to write more book reviews than I do, despite a patiently waiting list. And this one jumped right over the queue, because sometimes, a book is exactly what you need.

This book embodies home. 

I wasn’t initially sure how to interpret a book author Cedar Sanderson described as cozy short stories. Turns out, every single tale is about finding one’s place to simply be in this world. 

That’s no small thing.

It’s about the foundation of what makes a home, and the wisdom of aged bones steadfastly guiding the next generation. 

It’s about protecting home, at times the heartache of leaving and building anew, all mixed with the sense of accomplishment at a life well-lived and worth sharing. 

It’s about finding space in creative places, and scraping by to triumph against the odds and share joy. 

It’s about finding your people, as the kids say (fine – let’s face it, they probably don’t). Slow trust, support and bonding, and old ties renewed…these are, apparently, some of my favorite things.

These are stories that dance through the meaningful lives we should hope to lead, with purpose – and no matter whether a kingdom or a mouse hole is at stake, it’s all about finding home. 

If you’re feeling down or overwhelmed by the world, this book is for you. How many of us spent our early years nested on library floors, having found our second homes where it was safe to wander through adventure?

Square up your shoulders and settle in for the read. There’s a garden of stars to tend, and family to find.

Ogre’s waiting. 

Get your copy of A Garden of Stars here.

Passports at the Ready

June refilled her glass and leaned against the counter. “Remember Katie?”

Peter hesitated, fork and plate hovering over the trash bin. “Mum’s sister Kat, Katie the archaeologist, or Kate the children’s librarian who lives one street over?”

“Katie the archaeologist.” She took a sip and raised her eyebrows. “Stop turning funny colors. There’s no curse problem this time. Well. Yet.”

“Last time,” he started, and cleared his throat, his Irish coming through the rasp. He pointed the fork for emphasis. “Lass, the first and only time I met your friend Katie, we dealt with the newly arisen dead.”

“And this time that won’t happen.” June set down her glass with forced cheer. “I’m sure her stint as a visiting professor will be uneventful.”

He planted his feet and dropped dish and cutlery on the counter, then turned to leave the townhouse’s sunny yellow kitchen. “I’m sure.”

“Where are you going?”

“June, darling.” He rubbed a hand over his chin. “I’m going to pack for us both.”

“Peter. She’s not that bad.”

“June, darling.” He whirled and snugged her into his arms, his accent dripping thicker with each word. “The woman finds what she dreams, and she’s no control over her dreamin’ despite all ye did for her.”

“They’ve made advancements in lucid dreaming, I’m sure.” Her words were muffled against his sweater.

“June, darling.” He stroked her hair, tugging her braid apart with strong fingers. “We’re leaving the bloody country.”

***

This week’s prompt was from Parrish Baker: Whatever the archaeologist dreamed of, he found. (But I swapped it to fit with a previous story, although I can’t recall offhand if I’ve written that one here or not, or whether Katie’s name is actually Katie…sorry, it’s a quick one this evening!)

And it was a trade this week! Check out what Parrish did with a sliver of forgotten history, over at MOTE – and don’t forget, you can play along as well!

House of Treasures

Gemma skidded to a stop on the wooden hallway floor, though she managed to land a hand on the doorframe before she full-body slid into it. “I take it the last tenants left some things behind in your room, too?”

Tanya nodded. At least, Gemma thought she nodded. All she saw was a black shroud, bobbing in a nod-like fashion, silhouetted by the bright light streaming through uncurtained windows.

“It’s cool,” Tanya said, and the shroud moved again as she emerged from underneath what appeared to be black lace. Sunlight shone through now that her dark hair and clothing no longer blocked the view. “Lots of stuff in the closet that’s my size. And better yet, my style. Which is lucky. I can’t afford to be picky after putting down the deposit for this place.”

“Funny,” Gemma said. “I found a number of books that were mostly my taste, too. Even a few that’ll help my dissertation. But I started a pile in the living room for a few things I didn’t want.”

“I definitely want this.” Smug satisfaction lay thick in her voice. “Can you imagine if turn this into curtains? It’ll be like a rain of spiders.”

She sagged against the door and tugged her messy ponytail into a semblance of order after the long day moving in. “You’ll use it as a litmus test. See if they get nervous.”

“Seems logical. If they can’t handle a goth math nerd, they don’t deserve me.” Shrugging, Tanya tossed the black lace fabric toward the mattress precariously balanced against the wall. It wafted gently toward the floor and landed on the haphazard metal bedframe pieces that still needed to be put together.

She snorted, not bothering to pick it up. “I need a break, and my grandma sent a gift card for pizza to celebrate our new place, bless her. You want the usual?”

“Yeah. That’s one box I’ll be happy to see.” Trekking up three flights of stairs with innumerous cardboard boxes hadn’t been how Gemma had particularly wanted to start her long weekend, but . “And we still have a bottle of red. It got tucked in with my pillow somehow.”

“Ugh. Do you know which box has the corkscrew?” Tanya hit submit on their order and followed Gemma down the hall and nearly smacked into her as the other woman planted her stocking feet and facepalmed.

“Of course not. Why would we label anything?” She shook her head, annoyed with herself – as well as her drama llama hallway moves – and started for the kitchen. “Our own fault if we’re stuck with lukewarm bottled water.”

“I’m sure we need to rehydrate,” Tanya said primly, and slipped around her like a dark cloud of cargo pockets and spiked jewelry. She started banging cupboards and drawers. “It’s healthy. And look! Just what we need.”

“But…”

“It’s like they knew exactly what we needed and somehow left it all behind.”

“Yeah, but…”

A buzzing interrupted what she’d been about to say. Tanya pointed her fingers at Gemma and raced out their door, striped socks thumping on the stairs.

“Pizza!” the woman sang a few minutes later. “Hey, you didn’t open the wine.”

“I’m not sure we should, either.” Gemma held her hand over the pizza box’s opening. “Or eat this. Or live here.”

An eloquent eyebrow lifted. “This is a folklore thing?”

“You don’t think it’s too convenient? Everything we need or want, given to us? The bottle of wine that just happened to be in a box where it shouldn’t have been? Seriously, have you never heard stories about the fae?”

“You’re telling me that this place is our perfect apartment not just because it’s affordable, has a giant bathroom with a tub, and the landlady is a sweet little old lady, but because it’s magic?”

“Actually, I’m questioning whether it’s real,” Gemma muttered, still staring at the corkscrew. “And whether we’ll be allowed to leave.”

***

This week’s prompt was courtesy of nother Mike, about those crawly critters that I had to turn into something far less creepy. 🙂

Mine went to Becky – check out what she did with a cyborg cowboy, and more, over at MOTE!

Murder at the Opera

“C’mon, you’ve got to come,” Halima begged, twisting her long ebony hair into a makeshift bun and securing it with a skewered pencil. “Eleanor’s coming and Peter’s out of town. What’s your excuse?”

“I have papers to grade,” June said firmly, and reshelved the dusty box of archived files with an emphatic thump.

“But The Crows only play opera once a year. Seriously, you can’t miss Murder at the Opera night. It’ll be like nothing you’ve heard before.”

“Opera.” Skepticism hung heavy in the restricted section as June studied the university archivist. “Opera. At a bar.”

“Lead singer’s a trained operatic singer,” Halima answered promptly. “The band does things with electric violin and bagpipes to give it this techno-Celtic vibe…it’s haunting. Sounds more like mystical wailing than opera, I promise. If you don’t like it, drinks are on me.”

“Opera,” June repeated. She shook her head, curious in spite of her trepidation.

***

This week’s prompt was from nother Mike, about crows singing opera. Quoth the husband: “You don’t have to take it so literally!” But I kind of like the idea of a busking group of crows, especially if they’re there to attract a crowd so they can pickpocket shiny things…another time!

My prompt went to Leigh – check it (and more!) out over at MOTE!

PS – Have you picked up Wyrd Warfare yet? Or if you haven’t checked out Fantastic Schools War, it’s now available in paperback. Cheers, and happy reading! Or if you’re just here for the MOTE prompts, happy writing!

Writing Update: The Dragon Problem

Hey, y’all! I’ve got a new short story out — The Dragon Problem – available now! I can’t wait to read the rest of the Wyrd Warfare anthology.

I’d hoped to get an accompanying short story out exploring the creatures of this world, but it’ll be just a bit longer before Wish Fulfillment is ready to share.

I do, however, have a series blurb to whet your appetite:

Every warning tale your granny told was true.

Monsters. Myths. Magic.

In 2034, the Emerged awoke, rudely torn from legend and lore.

Now a hidden war rages in the shadows. It’ll take understanding the world of the Emerged to protect humanity…before humans become myths to the monsters.

But there are all sorts of Wyrd Warfare stories included in this anthology – available now! Get your copy here.

An AI-Generated Ritual

“Antelope antler, ground. Calendula. Silphium. Burdock root. Mayorka herb of Mary Rose. No, that word jumble must be rosemary.”

Peter looked up from his computer and blinked. “New recipe for…tacos?” He closed his laptop’s lid. “Maybe I should cook.”

“AI-generated translation of an ancient language that I don’t speak,” June replied absently, squinting at her tablet from where she curled on the couch, surrounded by books. “A ritual, something about waking the dead to answer a single question.”

The laptop hit the coffee table with a heavier thump than usual. “And you’re planning on using it?”

“We do have questions…what’s silphium?”

“Extinct.” Peter’s mother swept into the room with a waft of herbs and lemon. “Closest living relative is fennel, I believe. What’s this about? And where is my granddaughter?”

“Still waiting on the bus, and maybe we could get some answers about Paladin University from the founders in the crypt.”

“Right,” Peter said. “What could go wrong, swapping fennel for silphium?” He headed for the kitchen. Pots and pans banged with emphasis. “Or bringing back the dead?”

***

This week’s prompt was inspired by Parrish Baker: The ancient recipe called for an ingredient that no longer existed.

Mine went to Padre – he’s on the hunt for escaped sealife! Find more over at MOTE.

PS – Typing is still harder than it should be, so I’ve put myself on a training regimen. Will this image turn into a finished story by Friday, to be the companion to a new anthology story? Fingers crossed, we’re halfway there!

Grocery Run

“I’m not quite sure I understand why we’re at the grocery,” Peter told June with sparkling green eyes. “We haven’t known each other long, but it’s rather evident you don’t cook.”

“I still have to eat,” she replied primly. “Besides, I’m sure I can pack a picnic for both of us.”

“One that’ll survive the hike?” he teased, and rolled the avocado down the conveyer.

It rolled back.

He glanced down in surprise to find the groceries dancing. The conveyer belt jerked back and forth in short bursts before making a strained noise and continuing forward before hitting the barrier.

“Hmm.” He eyed the payment system keypad.

“Poor cashier looks ready to scream,” June murmured. “I bet she’s been dealing with this all day. Impatient shoppers waiting and hassling her all day.”

“Well, it explains why the queue was so short on this line. Everyone left.”

Beep. Beep. Beep.

She leaned against him, watching the customer in front of them grow steadily more annoyed.

“He probably didn’t leave because he had so much.” It was stating the obvious, but despite the delay, there didn’t seem to be much point in leaving now that they’d unloaded the cart.

Beep. Beep. Phbbbbt. Beep.

She straightened, nearly whacking the top of her skull on his chin. “Did that can of beans just make the machine noise change?”

“Maybe we misheard.” His voice was dubious.

The cash register’s drawer popped open. The cashier sighed and popped it closed with a practiced hip. And again. And again.

In front of the couple, the man waved a container of eggs. “I swear to you, they were all fine, and now?” Frantic cheeping and yellow fluff floated from the cardboard openings of the egg carton. “What is this? I want to see a manager.”

The cashier sighed again, looking exhausted. “Sir, if you could stand over there while the manager is on his way, please?”

“Your bags are broken,” he informed her, but stepped aside to let June and Peter approach.

“Avocado’s escaping.” Her nametag read LILY, and the green object was just out of her reach and bouncing uselessly in the corner of the conveyor. “Hold it up for me instead, please?”

Lily pulled out the mobile scanner and aimed it at June’s hands.

Pew pew!

Avocado splattered with a pop.

“Let me squeeze by,” Peter whispered. He put his hand on the payment keypad. “Has this been happening all day?”

“I don’t even know how that happened.” Lily was nearly in tears. “I’m so sorry.”

“Not to worry,” June managed, wiping fatty fruit from her face and shirt.

Peter swiped his card and eyed the pile of bags that appeared to have holes in the bottom. He balanced the deli meat and bread in his hands instead. “I hope your day gets better, miss.”

They’d just cleared the store when her patience ran out. “Well?”

“Electronic systems are like cranky toddlers,” he replied. “Sometimes they need a nap. This one needed a stern lecture.”

She snickered and flicked her braid over one shoulder, then climbed in the truck and took the picnic supplies from him carefully. “Our life is gloriously weird.”

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This week’s prompt was from Ben Berwick, about an imminent scream – while I sent green-eyed jealousy over to Becky. Check it – and more! – out over at MOTE, and don’t forget that you can play along as well!

Flight Failures

Psst! I’ve got a new short story out, in the Wisurg Magical Academy universe. Check out the link and cover art after this week’s prompt!

“Don’t forget your hard hat.” Tracy proffered the white plastic with one green-blue tentacle.

James blinked, surprised out of deep thought prompted by the latest meeting with the big boss. “When did construction start?”

“When you promised an entire horde of dragons sanctuary,” she replied. “There’s a new generation now, and a distinct lack of deer isn’t the only result. They’re like flying squirrels.”

He set his tablet down and took a deliberate sip of black coffee. “What?”

“You hear that thumping?” Her gaze was icily polite. “As dragonets develop, there comes a time when they think they can fly, but haven’t quite mastered the skill yet.”

He gulped. “And my next meeting is in the building across the parking lot.”

“Which I scheduled with my magic admin powers.” She tipped the helmet in his direction again. “They messed up my hair. So did the helmet.”

He took the offering and snagged the rest of his gear, then backed away quickly. “I’d, um, best get going.”

Before anything else can go wrong, he added silently.

“Bring back lunch for the office,” she called sweetly.

***

This week’s inspiration was from AC Young, about dragonets. I tossed a spell for speechlessness over to Padre. Check more out, over at MOTE!

And don’t forget to pick up your copy of Fantastic Schools War!

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