Fiona Grey Writes

Writer of Fantasy. Wielder of Red Pens.

Murder at the Opera

“C’mon, you’ve got to come,” Halima begged, twisting her long ebony hair into a makeshift bun and securing it with a skewered pencil. “Eleanor’s coming and Peter’s out of town. What’s your excuse?”

“I have papers to grade,” June said firmly, and reshelved the dusty box of archived files with an emphatic thump.

“But The Crows only play opera once a year. Seriously, you can’t miss Murder at the Opera night. It’ll be like nothing you’ve heard before.”

“Opera.” Skepticism hung heavy in the restricted section as June studied the university archivist. “Opera. At a bar.”

“Lead singer’s a trained operatic singer,” Halima answered promptly. “The band does things with electric violin and bagpipes to give it this techno-Celtic vibe…it’s haunting. Sounds more like mystical wailing than opera, I promise. If you don’t like it, drinks are on me.”

“Opera,” June repeated. She shook her head, curious in spite of her trepidation.

***

This week’s prompt was from nother Mike, about crows singing opera. Quoth the husband: “You don’t have to take it so literally!” But I kind of like the idea of a busking group of crows, especially if they’re there to attract a crowd so they can pickpocket shiny things…another time!

My prompt went to Leigh – check it (and more!) out over at MOTE!

PS – Have you picked up Wyrd Warfare yet? Or if you haven’t checked out Fantastic Schools War, it’s now available in paperback. Cheers, and happy reading! Or if you’re just here for the MOTE prompts, happy writing!

Writing Update: The Dragon Problem

Hey, y’all! I’ve got a new short story out — The Dragon Problem – available now! I can’t wait to read the rest of the Wyrd Warfare anthology.

I’d hoped to get an accompanying short story out exploring the creatures of this world, but it’ll be just a bit longer before Wish Fulfillment is ready to share.

I do, however, have a series blurb to whet your appetite:

Every warning tale your granny told was true.

Monsters. Myths. Magic.

In 2034, the Emerged awoke, rudely torn from legend and lore.

Now a hidden war rages in the shadows. It’ll take understanding the world of the Emerged to protect humanity…before humans become myths to the monsters.

But there are all sorts of Wyrd Warfare stories included in this anthology – available now! Get your copy here.

An AI-Generated Ritual

“Antelope antler, ground. Calendula. Silphium. Burdock root. Mayorka herb of Mary Rose. No, that word jumble must be rosemary.”

Peter looked up from his computer and blinked. “New recipe for…tacos?” He closed his laptop’s lid. “Maybe I should cook.”

“AI-generated translation of an ancient language that I don’t speak,” June replied absently, squinting at her tablet from where she curled on the couch, surrounded by books. “A ritual, something about waking the dead to answer a single question.”

The laptop hit the coffee table with a heavier thump than usual. “And you’re planning on using it?”

“We do have questions…what’s silphium?”

“Extinct.” Peter’s mother swept into the room with a waft of herbs and lemon. “Closest living relative is fennel, I believe. What’s this about? And where is my granddaughter?”

“Still waiting on the bus, and maybe we could get some answers about Paladin University from the founders in the crypt.”

“Right,” Peter said. “What could go wrong, swapping fennel for silphium?” He headed for the kitchen. Pots and pans banged with emphasis. “Or bringing back the dead?”

***

This week’s prompt was inspired by Parrish Baker: The ancient recipe called for an ingredient that no longer existed.

Mine went to Padre – he’s on the hunt for escaped sealife! Find more over at MOTE.

PS – Typing is still harder than it should be, so I’ve put myself on a training regimen. Will this image turn into a finished story by Friday, to be the companion to a new anthology story? Fingers crossed, we’re halfway there!

Grocery Run

“I’m not quite sure I understand why we’re at the grocery,” Peter told June with sparkling green eyes. “We haven’t known each other long, but it’s rather evident you don’t cook.”

“I still have to eat,” she replied primly. “Besides, I’m sure I can pack a picnic for both of us.”

“One that’ll survive the hike?” he teased, and rolled the avocado down the conveyer.

It rolled back.

He glanced down in surprise to find the groceries dancing. The conveyer belt jerked back and forth in short bursts before making a strained noise and continuing forward before hitting the barrier.

“Hmm.” He eyed the payment system keypad.

“Poor cashier looks ready to scream,” June murmured. “I bet she’s been dealing with this all day. Impatient shoppers waiting and hassling her all day.”

“Well, it explains why the queue was so short on this line. Everyone left.”

Beep. Beep. Beep.

She leaned against him, watching the customer in front of them grow steadily more annoyed.

“He probably didn’t leave because he had so much.” It was stating the obvious, but despite the delay, there didn’t seem to be much point in leaving now that they’d unloaded the cart.

Beep. Beep. Phbbbbt. Beep.

She straightened, nearly whacking the top of her skull on his chin. “Did that can of beans just make the machine noise change?”

“Maybe we misheard.” His voice was dubious.

The cash register’s drawer popped open. The cashier sighed and popped it closed with a practiced hip. And again. And again.

In front of the couple, the man waved a container of eggs. “I swear to you, they were all fine, and now?” Frantic cheeping and yellow fluff floated from the cardboard openings of the egg carton. “What is this? I want to see a manager.”

The cashier sighed again, looking exhausted. “Sir, if you could stand over there while the manager is on his way, please?”

“Your bags are broken,” he informed her, but stepped aside to let June and Peter approach.

“Avocado’s escaping.” Her nametag read LILY, and the green object was just out of her reach and bouncing uselessly in the corner of the conveyor. “Hold it up for me instead, please?”

Lily pulled out the mobile scanner and aimed it at June’s hands.

Pew pew!

Avocado splattered with a pop.

“Let me squeeze by,” Peter whispered. He put his hand on the payment keypad. “Has this been happening all day?”

“I don’t even know how that happened.” Lily was nearly in tears. “I’m so sorry.”

“Not to worry,” June managed, wiping fatty fruit from her face and shirt.

Peter swiped his card and eyed the pile of bags that appeared to have holes in the bottom. He balanced the deli meat and bread in his hands instead. “I hope your day gets better, miss.”

They’d just cleared the store when her patience ran out. “Well?”

“Electronic systems are like cranky toddlers,” he replied. “Sometimes they need a nap. This one needed a stern lecture.”

She snickered and flicked her braid over one shoulder, then climbed in the truck and took the picnic supplies from him carefully. “Our life is gloriously weird.”

***

This week’s prompt was from Ben Berwick, about an imminent scream – while I sent green-eyed jealousy over to Becky. Check it – and more! – out over at MOTE, and don’t forget that you can play along as well!

Flight Failures

Psst! I’ve got a new short story out, in the Wisurg Magical Academy universe. Check out the link and cover art after this week’s prompt!

“Don’t forget your hard hat.” Tracy proffered the white plastic with one green-blue tentacle.

James blinked, surprised out of deep thought prompted by the latest meeting with the big boss. “When did construction start?”

“When you promised an entire horde of dragons sanctuary,” she replied. “There’s a new generation now, and a distinct lack of deer isn’t the only result. They’re like flying squirrels.”

He set his tablet down and took a deliberate sip of black coffee. “What?”

“You hear that thumping?” Her gaze was icily polite. “As dragonets develop, there comes a time when they think they can fly, but haven’t quite mastered the skill yet.”

He gulped. “And my next meeting is in the building across the parking lot.”

“Which I scheduled with my magic admin powers.” She tipped the helmet in his direction again. “They messed up my hair. So did the helmet.”

He took the offering and snagged the rest of his gear, then backed away quickly. “I’d, um, best get going.”

Before anything else can go wrong, he added silently.

“Bring back lunch for the office,” she called sweetly.

***

This week’s inspiration was from AC Young, about dragonets. I tossed a spell for speechlessness over to Padre. Check more out, over at MOTE!

And don’t forget to pick up your copy of Fantastic Schools War!

The Contest

“A horror competition?” Jenna asked as they entered the convention center. Her voice rose to break through the din of a thousand conversations and echoey speakers.

Sallie nodded, trying not to smirk at the righteous matron appalled by Jenna’s western Pennsylvania vowels that turned the word into one syllable. It did twist the term into something less appropriate for the appalled woman’s younglings to hear, but that was the risk one took in public. It wasn’t as if Jenna had meant to introduce the redheaded family to risqué ladies of the night, after all.

Nor did Sallie want to meet her friend’s legendary temper. Especially not when Jenna was notoriously touchy about her accent. No, she’d keep her mouth clamped firmly shut.

Well, about that, anyway. She hurried to explain. “Sure, the whole con’s movie themed. The horror display’s in the back. And the part I really want to see is dessert!”

“Eat it,” Jenna corrected primly. “You mean eat dessert.”

Sallie grinned. “That, too.”

Twenty minutes later, she bounced with anticipation in the display’s seating area. “This is gonna be so cool!”

Two minutes hadn’t passed when she flattened into disappointment. “How mundane.”

She went to eat the cherry from her sundae, and realized, in horror, it was in fact a human eye. Sallie stabbed it with her spoon and waved it at Jenna. “Yeah!”

“I think I’m gonna be sick,” the brunette said faintly, and pushed her black lagoon cheesecake away unfinished.

“Relax,” Sallie said unconcernedly. “It’s – mmmph – yeah, just a cakeball.” She swallowed. “Delicious.”

***

You have to stop taking the prompts so literally, said Dear Spouse, and he was right! Thanks to Ben for the delightfully spooky human eye prompt; mine went to Becky this week along with privacy-minded sea serpents. Check out more and join the fun, over at MOTE!

Haiku Experiment

A brief response tonight.

Leigh prompted me with: “Someone had switched the plumbing on the hot and cold faucets.” I tried a haiku, although I’m sure I didn’t do it justice.

***

Soothing bath was nothing of the sort

Frigid tub water dancing 

Counterfeit plumbing, temperature swap!

***

My prompt went to Becky – “It was unexpected protection from the boogeyman.” – check it out, over at MOTE! And don’t forget, you can play along, too!

The Stomp of Hope

I’ve been offline for with a bit of a broken wing, so this was written primarily using dictation – and the patience I used to have before correcting most of the errors. Bear with me, as I’m sure some slipped through!

The now-familiar stomping rattled the windows. it was a sign of their ability to endure even the strangest of habits over time that Helga didn’t look up from her hardcopy newsletter. 

“Best finish quickly,“ George said. He kept an oblique eye on the window, standing carefully angled and behind the sheer curtain to track the bot’s progress.

“This last bit turned out to be more important than I expected,“ she said absently. “I think I get it now.“

“You’d better,“ he replied, barely audible above the growing thumps and shudders. “Burn it. Burn it now.“

The crackle of flames had also become a part of their morning ritual, along with makeshift tea from whatever edible herbs she could forage from the nearby park and accompanied by the heavy beat of the war bot’s march.

This morning, the new rituals were also accompanied by a distinct rip of paper.

“What are you doing?” he hissed under his breath. She joined him at the window scrap of paper still in hand. Helga linked their hands, and he felt the tiny scrap stick against his sweaty palm.

She waited for the noise to fade as the monitor bot passed to the next street.

“You need to see this too. If something happens to me, this knowledge needs to be passed on.”

George had spent the past three weeks as the middleman between his neighborhood and several others, using his job in food distribution as cover to pass messages. Verbal messages were easiest, as long as they could avoid the nano drones hovering overhead. He was never sure whether shorthand cods were understood by recipients, but that means the bots had a less likely chance of understanding it as well.

Paper, though. Paper was evidence, evidence to be selectively distributed and rapidly burned. Better than digital, of course, especially with the increased surveillance. 

But he’d seen enough death the past few weeks to last a lifetime – and didn’t know how to avoid more other than playing within the rules. And those hard won rules, paid in human lives, said to burn paper as fast as you could after memorizing the message.

He wasn’t even sure how long he could stand carrying messages, if it weren’t for his desperation for other signs of resistance. 

“Mrs. Ingleson,” he murmured. Their landlady had given up on freedom with a strange joy. Apparently her desire to tell others what to do and manifested in delight at being given orders as well. She’s even taken to popping in unexpectedly to most of the neighborhood houses, which were now required to have unlocked doors for easy enemy access. They’d only lasted a week with a supposedly sticking doorknob, before a formal warning to fix it had arrived. 

“Then memorize it now. You need to see this. If it’s what I think – but I’m afraid to become overly excited at this point.“ Helga looked fragile, running her fingers acrossher cheekbones.

George took a look at the damp paper, cheap ink running onto his fingers, expecting his hopes to be dashed once more. His eyes widened. 

“And we’ve been focused on the battery packs,” he breathed. 

“What was it that movie said,” and Helga’s grin lit up the room far more than the single candle left burning at the kitchen table. “‘No one can stop the signal’?”

“Get to work.” George playfully sweated her rear as she headed for the stairs to the attic workshop, which officially didn’t exist anymore and never had if anyone came asking.

As he laced up his work boots, George’s anxiety returned, with acid waves sloshing inside his stomach. The tech equipment that Helga had supposedly lost on a boating trip wouldn’t survive much longer, not with supplies running low. He’d made sure they both tossed a few broken pieces of equipment into a nearby pond so the bot wouldn’t detect it as a lie, but now wondered if that had been a terrible waste after the initial invasion panic.

Still, George had no doubt that between his current ability to leave the neighborhood – heavily supervised, of course – and Helga‘s past job, let alone her current tinkering, they were on some sort of list. Maybe even multiple lists. 

And that was before that nosy parker of a landlady came into the picture.

It was only a matter of time.

It might have been his imagination that day at work, but George was increasingly uncomfortable by the amount of attention from the crew of guard bots. If they were gathering evidence…No, if they were at that point already, he would simply disappear. As it was, his shift’s mandatory four-hour extension to the city’s food distribution center – normally an opportunity to pass intel, though today he didn’t dare – meant he fell into bed beside Helga, too exhausted to disturb his sleeping wife.

He opened blurry eyes to find her already downstairs. He dragged the covers back and made his way to the kitchen, following the scent of something annoyingly green and grassy. 

Today, however, the candle remained unlit. And there was no covertly printed newsletter, because the food delivery had skipped their house. That was no fluke after the watch-boys’ heavy scrutiny yesterday, and a terrible sign for their continued longevity. 

There was, however, a small computer board of the type George never had quite understood, with a few wires and buttons attached to it. The kind that could get them killed if their traitorous landlady burst in…and the only thing that gave them a glimmer of survival.

“Food distribution is getting worse.” Helga’s eyes were dancing.

“Apologies, my lady. We are the enemy, after all.“ George went to the tea kettle and positioned himself sideways at the window, watching for the bots. He raised the steaming mug and toasted her. 

In the distance, thumping footsteps began.

“Give it a few minutes.“ Her eyes were downright sparkling now. “I believe humans might be necessary after all. Despite our pending obsolescence.“

The mechanical booms grew closer. It wasn’t just one today on patrol, no mere guard meant for general intimidation. 

He swallowed. “Better get moving.“ 

She pressed an unobtrusive white button at the side of the delicate microchip board and pressed her lips together until they turned pale. 

As one, the armed robots that had just entered their street, stamped in unison and halted. 

A speaker crackled. “WE INTERRUPT THIS WAR WITH THESE MESSAGES FROM OUR SPONSOR.”

A familiar jingle began playing, tinny and somehow the least annoying version of the song that he’d ever heard. 

When George finally stopped laughing, he turned to Helga. “Can’t stop it “

“No.“ she let out a wicked grin. “Can’t stop it, but I certainly can hijack that signal and loop it through 100 years of bad television commercials.”

“And infomercials,” he said thoughtfully. 

“What happens when they get to the one where the elderly woman falls, and can’t get off the floor?”

“Already ahead of you,” Helga said with grim delight. “They’re never getting up again. I’ve made that one a command.”

***

I couldn’t resist this spare: “WE INTERRUPT THIS WAR…”

Check out more or play along, over at MOTE!

Softly Falling Snow

When he first saw the cottage, it was sitting in the midst of a snowy landscape. There wasn’t much about it that was obviously special, unless you appreciated the small marks of craftsmanship and effort that had gone into its construction, and evidence of hand-hewn logs wasn’t obvious until the observer grew close.

Even then, in the midst of softly falling snow that had him hurrying for the door, Walter had a brushing thought flit through his mind. Surely, it had taken a great deal of effort to drag the logs to this mountaintop location, three hundred feet above the tree line.

Whoever had gone to such effort had clearly appreciated the view, which stretched across the entire range of snowy peaks before shading into the deeper lines of winter-dusted pines. The large picture window, perfectly positioned to capture the rising sun, and the cabin’s lone rocking chair were evidence of that.

And that same person, he quickly realized, was not a fan of cold, despite the locale; the fireplace and wood stove combined with a lack of drafts to warm the cabin quickly. Meanwhile, a heavy handmade rug and thick curtains gave the cabin’s owner the opportunity to block that same lovely view once darkness followed the snow.

It was a place, Walter came to understand, where every decision had been made with great care. A shelf at the perfect height, positioned next to the toaster, gave a resting spot for the all-necessary coffee while he loomed over the appliance impatiently. A knife to spread the butter was in the first drawer he’d tried, exactly the logical place.

The picture window turned out to be doubled-paned, and a knit wool blanket strapped to the bottom of the rocker, while the bedroom light was exactly the perfect shade of indoor glow to read before settling into sleep.

Outdoors, a clothesline at arm-height allowed him to reach the woodpile without getting lost despite a blinding blizzard, and a nook on the porch to tuck away a large stash without a pile of logs spilling onto the porch.

Despite his trepidation on the way up, he’d found that trees overreached parts of the winding drive, blocking most of the snow from the west. For plowing, an ATV with a small front attachment hid out of sight in a garage. That garage mimicked the cabin’s aesthetic – and was connected to the cabin via a closed tunnel, so a trip into town kept the chill away until absolutely necessary.

Yes, Walter thought with satisfaction as he watched the sunrise, it was the perfect cabin. He understood, now, the owner’s insistence that he spend a week here.

He’d never be able to love this bucolic vision quite as much as the owner who was reluctantly selling it, forced to move into town after a bad fall left him largely immobile.

But he though there might be room enough, perhaps, for a second rocking chair.

***

This week’s prompt was from AC Young, about the first glimpse of a cabin in the snow – and while I’m not sure where this story came from, exactly, I might revisit this world again. (It won’t be soon, though; I’m likely to be offline for a bit the next few weeks.)

My prompt went to Becky – what regrets might you have, if you’re the last one to do something before it all goes wrong? Check it out – and more! – over at MOTE v2.025.

Downpour

Ante tugged her hood tighter for the fortieth time in fifteen minutes, despite the futility. “High tech waterproof jacket, my left foot.”

Her words were drowned out by the roar of the raging waterfall that had swollen to a size she could no longer cross safely. The downpour had come without warning, and what had promised to be a sprinkle had left the usual riverside path slick with mud.

She turned on the slippery rocks and gave a wistful look toward the narrow crack where she’d stashed the plas-wrapped techbow the ship’s regs allowed on new colonies, but she’d already tried to squeeze inside the tiny gap. The best result had been a miserable failure, though she’d only given up after nearly falling into the rapids.

At least her weapon would stay safe, if not precisely dry; she’d found on past planetside tours that even modern version of the archaic hunting tools didn’t handle water well.

No, better to turn around and go back, given that she was already drenched and covered in a combination of sticky wet clay and the mud ubiquitous to this planet. It would have been easier, had the hood stayed stiff enough to keep the rain out of her eyes.

“Ach, stop whinging over a wee bit o’ rain,” she said, mimicking her favorite adopted uncle. “Get a-movin’, lass.”

Ante made her way back to the path, gaze on her footing. The rain was a welcome surprise, as long as it didn’t last much more than a day; anything more would ruin the crops and they’d pass the colony half-prepped, only to move to the next base and start the cycle regardless. But the weather-sat clearly was malfunctioning again, and she hoped it wasn’t a sign of things to come.

There’d been stories, last posting, of soldiers left behind, when things started to go wrong. She raised a worried gaze toward the sky, hoping for a glimpse of the ship she’d spent most of her life upon.

That’s when the path gave way, and she tumbled through a series of trees and slid through buckets of fresh mud, landing with an oomph at the bottom of a ravine. It was a lovely glen, with canopy trees that interlocked for shelter, and even a powder-fruit bush that still held berries.

There was only one problem with the location that she could see…if she was where she thought after her unexpected detour, the river hadn’t been there yesterday. The downpour might be enough to make her miserable and boost the familiar waterways, but this was a well-established river, deep enough it should have shown on the sat-map she held in trembling hands.

There was only one thing a brand new river could mean.

She was lost.

***

This week’s prompt came from Becky: There was only one problem with the location that she could see… the river hadn’t been there yesterday.

Mine went to Leigh: It was peaceful, until the bachelor herd came through.

Check out more, over at MOTE!

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