Writer of Fantasy. Wielder of Red Pens.

Author: fionagreywrites (Page 15 of 29)

Silver and Shining

Down the glide path to LAX it flew, bright, shining, and far beyond any human technology. The Lombardi trophy had arrived for the greatest sporting event in the United States, and this year it would shine in the California sun as well as the adulation of rabid football fans.

This year, in fact, hope hovered in the air under cloudless blue skies, unable to hide in brilliant sunlight. It had been decades since Cincinnati had made it to the Super Bowl, decades since there was anything for fans to celebrate.

The air was thick with disbelief. Each win had felt like an exceptional accident. Palpable excitement and premature celebration surrounded the stadium, shrill laughter and drunken screams of beer-drenched, ragged fandom. Humans draped in black and orange had poured onto planes to pack the stadium parking lots hours before the game, painted in tiger stripes and exclaiming at the unexpected heat.

And through it all, the Lombardi trophy rose in prominence, scintillating with each selfie flash. The trophy gleamed brighter in the excitement, the fear, the anticipation and adrenaline from thousands upon thousands of fans. Yes, this year, it was hopeful.

This year, if Cincinnati managed to win…the starvation diet of once-a-year adulation would finally be at an end. Sluggish calculations showed that the crowd energy from a Bengals win would be finally enough to awaken the trophy from hibernation.

And wouldn’t the fans’ screaming be something to luxuriate in then?

***

This week’s exceptionally short story was inspired by Leigh Kimmel, whose prompt was the opening line of this story. My prompt about an unexpected typo went to Ray Krawczyk. Check it and more out at MOTE – and join the fun if you’re looking for a creative challenge!

Golden Rewards

Cowboy Joe sat by the fire and gnawed on the last of the hardtack. Had he saved more than a single swipe of chili, he’d have saved himself a jawing, but he wasn’t the saving type.

No, he was the acquiring type, and he meant to get his due. A slug of coffee washed the unceasing dry crumbs down his scratchy throat, and he hefted it above his mouth several times as if the last drops would get the taste out of his mouth. When it was dry as a bone, he gave up and tied the tin cup to the loop on his pack. Today wasn’t a day for stealth, where the shine would give him away. In fact, the sleeker he looked, the better off he’d be.

If the rumors were anything to go by, that is. Most of the miners had laughed them off, and gone back to sluicing. “But I pay attention, Bonsai, don’t I now?”

The pinto horse whickered. She was resting easy, even if the trail he’d followed spooked her. It’d taken time to get her used to the scent.

But following the bears was the way to find gold, so follow the bears he did.

They’d spent the past week in transit, trekking over rolling hills past scattered groves of cypress as tough as the land it stood upon, and just as hard to kill as the rest of its inhabitants. Clyde used to tell him this way lay mountains, but if these were mountains, they barely deserved the name, almost as small as those wooden blocks his youngest sister had played with. They’d worn down to rounded edges by her turn, with all the love and abuse his seven siblings could give.

The last three days, he and Bonsai had started seeing the bees. She liked them almost as little as the bears, if he had to admit it clear and honest.

Just a few here and there at first, darting between the trees on their busy, buzzing way to find open fields and pollinators. This last day…

This last day had been a veritable line of glowing bees, pointing straight toward the golden horde. All he had to do was get there, take the queen bee hostage, and wait for the rest to fill up his saddlebags with gold.

Poor Bonsai was going to get a workout.

“I’m not a cruel man,” he said aloud. “Won’t hurt ‘er none.”

The pinto snorted in response.

“Let’s go, then.” He stamped out the last of the coals, packed his gear, and ambled his way over to where Bonsai was picketed. She snorted into his face this time, and he patted her head with a fond smile. “You and me, we’re gonna be set for life.”

By midafternoon, Cowboy Joe was gazing down at his goal. Within reach, his plan to capture the queen seemed utterly foolish now.

The rumors hadn’t mentioned a few critical factors.

First off, the golden horde was a honeypot. A literal, enormous valley of honeycomb, dripping with sticky, sweet liquid.

Second – and he’d stared for hours before he’d believed it – underneath that gleaming reflective gold, the queen had shining scales of azure blue and pointed wings broader than his old campsite back at the mine.

A dragon, straight out of the picturebooks he’d scoffed at, knocking them out of his brother’s hands when he could, until the boy had thwarted him by reading the Holy Bible and threatening to sic Pa on him if he’d done it one more time. If only the grown-up bastard could see them now, what would that preacher tell his flock?

The queen – for this must be the queen, there was no denying it – shimmered in the late afternoon sunlight, and blew a gout of flame toward an isolated pool that gleamed darker than the rest.

“Spicy honey,” a tinny voice said, right next to his ear. “Fiery, obviously.”

Cowboy Joe tore his eyes away and spun around. A bee floated by his ear, and he swatted it away.

“Hey!” the same voice buzzed, and an angry growl rippled around the hilltop. “Don’t you think you’re a tad outnumbered for those antics?”

He could barely see Bonsai’s peaceful grazing through the cloud of buzzing, glowing bees.

“Don’t worry. We’ll take care of her for you.” The talking bee spun around and darted forward, back toward the queen, and he couldn’t help but notice just how large and pointed its stinger was. Or how the swarm pressed around him, urging him forward.

“You just keep following the bees, Cowboy Joe, and we’ll take care of you.”

***

Why, inspired by inspiration, of course…

Strategy Games

“I didn’t sign up to work in the Arctic,” Serena grumbled. Rubbing her arms frantically was at best a temporary solution. The goosebumps returned almost as soon as her frozen fingers passed, friction or no.

“You kind of did, actually. You know it has to be cold for the computers,” Grant mumbled. “S’cold. Grab a hoodie.”

She jumped, and this time it wasn’t a hop up and down from the cold. He didn’t even notice her glare, and that only made her increase the intensity to molten levels. “I never know what you’ll respond to.”

A single hand with long fingers flew over the keys, and Grant frowned. “Servers are acting…under attack. Huh.”

Serena froze, forgetting how cold the data center was for a moment. Adrenaline spiked her heartbeat and her mouth went dry, lips suddenly stiff and immobile. She cleared her throat with slow caution. “What do you mean? DDoS? Ransomware? Should we start taking servers offline?” Grant rarely noticed anything in the real world, and what he couldn’t fix in the virtual world…well, she’d be lucky to even notice the threat.

“Do you hear that beeping?”

Nodding, she gave a little cough and nudged him with an elbow. “Yes. I hear it. There’s lots of beeping tonight. What about it? Is that what let you know there was an attack happening?”

He fixed her with his single visible eye, the other hidden behind a fallen shock of hair. “You don’t really hear it at all, do you?”

Grant grabbed his kit and headed for the back of the room, where the HVAC system roared in the darkness. They’d mocked the area by calling it the hallway of dead computers, but it wasn’t as if a server farm should be frightening. Not after a decade of training and work, fingertips burnt from soldering circuits still nimble enough to dance across a keyboard to win capture the flag challenges.

The challenges Grant designed, because it wasn’t a fair competition if he participated. And if the rest of the team weren’t able to notice that he deliberately dumbed them down, then she had to agree he’d done the right thing. Besides, she’d stumbled across his files and the pattern was clear. Grant was building up their skills with each challenge to the IT team. He had a goal in mind.

She hadn’t figured out what yet. Or why.

Snagging a forgotten hoodie from underneath the workbench, Serena followed him toward the menacing roar. Piled by the air conditioner were computer boxes of various shapes and sizes, unplugged and outlined only by the faint glow of blinking lights several feet away. Each box was “toe-tagged” with puns, masking tape and marker homemade labels intended to keep the broken machines from accidentally being put back into use prior to disposal.

She squatted down by his feet, balanced between Ceased to Be and Pining for the Fjords. The sleeves on the oversized sweatshirt dangled over her fingertips, but she didn’t mind the extra warmth. “Hard to hear the beeping now, don’t you think?”

“It’s still there,” he muttered, movements barely visible in the gloom. “Did you bring a light?”

She pulled the miniature flashlight from where it hung on her lanyard, bouncing against her chest with the familiar reminder that light would be needed most when the unit was missing. She’d learned early on not to set one down where someone else could permanently borrow it. “Tell me where to aim.”

“They’re beeping in binary tonight,” Grant remarked casually, and pointed at the section of colored wires he wanted illuminated.

“I don’t understand. That’s kind of how computers work.” Serena steadied her hands against her knees when the beam wobbled and he made a displeased noise, almost a bark. Grant was a genius, but also the oddest person she’d ever met. It went with the territory, in her experience. He’d explain eventually. If he wanted to.

A loud heh! drew her attention back to the khaki-covered legs lying on the floor. “That’s what I thought. Not a virus. Something else. Something’s chewed through the firewall.”

A grimace at the thought of replacing the hardware. “Mice get the cables?”

“No. Maybe not chewed. Burned? It’s almost melted.”

His face came into the beam of her flashlight then, but Grant didn’t react other than his pupils shrinking. “They’re at it again.”

“You just said it wasn’t mice,” Serena reminded him. “What do we have, some sort of power surge? Sabotage?”

The gamers hated it when the streaming slowed, and the margins were less than she’d have preferred. Damn corporate greed, running the processing cycles at the bare minimum for “acceptable risk,” whatever that was. Meanwhile, emergency maintenance would be a decent amount of overtime.

Even if it was back in the creepy, shadowed arctic, filled with the remnants of failed code and insufficient RAM.

“Power surge. Yes, exactly. Too late, I’m afraid. Ever wonder what happens to the dead computers?” Grant’s voice was faint against the HVAC’s bellow. “Computing power adds up. Like the processing power that hospital requested during the pandemic a few years ago, to crunch numbers when all the shipping was shut down and they couldn’t just go buy more.”

Her eyebrows shot up. “You mean we recycle these?” Her hand flailed at the wall of towering dead computers, still and silent. She rocked back, her shoulder banging painfully into the corner of a Monty Python-themed box. “How’d I miss that?”

“We don’t.” His correction lay flatly in the air. Grant rose to his feet and dusted off his khakis, an ineffective habit she’d never once seen work. even in the supposed dust-free environment of the data center. He reached out and pulled her up with surprising strength. “But they do.”

“Who?” She shuddered involuntarily, chilled beyond the reach of the borrowed jacket’s voluminous folds.

“Come on.” He sped back to the workbench with the monitoring computer. “Before they lock us out.”

Serena put her hands to her eyes and blindly followed down the corridor. She knew it was just a reaction to Grant being even weirder than normal, but the flickering green lights freaked her out tonight. “Again, who?”

“Do you trust me, Serena?”

She paused and pressed icy fingers against her eyes for a moment. “I’ve known you five years now. You’ve done nothing but make me better at this job. Helped me study, and I know you had to be bored out of your mind doing it.”

She lowered her hands and found herself mere feet away from where Grant studied her with an intense stare she recognized from the last coding binge. He’d emerged gaunt and wired after five days of solid caffeine, and within a week, all of OmiWar Strategy Games had been talking about a new program that appeared out of nowhere. Their biggest success yet.

“Everyone knows you created the last game. You’ve turned down promotions. You get away with whatever you want. You even get a bigger budget than you should, with lousy justifications. You’re here because you want to be.”

He nodded, and she thought he looked even paler than usual. Almost translucent.

She kept going, thinking out loud, unable to stop the words even if she’d wanted to. “You’re here because – because something interests you.”

“And now you know,” he whispered. Behind her, the beeping intensified, and she almost heard a pattern this time.

“Grant, I don’t know anything! You haven’t told me shit!” She slammed a fist down, rattling tiny screws. One rolled onto the floor with a ping.

“Don’t you hear it? The beeping. It’s binary.”

She gritted her teeth. “You said that already. I still don’t know what it means.”

“It’s the games.” Grant collapsed into the chair and spun himself in a circle. He gave her a sad smile and kicked a sneakered foot to stop the turn. “The games have a nasty history of warfare. Strategy games, sure, but all historically accurate. Including past atrocities.”

“It’s a game.” She emphasized each word as clearly as she could.

“A game it’s playing against all humanity.” He shrugged. “It’s why I tried to train you. It’s why I wrote the last program. To try to counter them.”

She shook her head, unable to comprehend his words. “And the binary beeping?”

Behind her, the beeps and flickers quickened.

He gave her that solemn smile again, the one that offered defeat, submission to a superior partner. “I thought we had more time.”

She’d never seen that look on his face before, and it flatly terrified her more than his words did.

“It’s like Morse code. They’re sending messages. The computers are taunting us.”

Grant spun around one last time.

“Because the final strike has already begun. The modified firewall melted trying to prevent it.”

Her mouth opened, but nothing emerged.

Movement stopped, and this time his face shone with sincerity, rather than defeat. “I’m sorry, Serena. I really tried. But I wasn’t good enough.”

“You’re the best hacker I know.” Her voice wobbled, half-drowned by rapid, increasingly erratic beeping.

He studied the floor as the lights flickered. In the darkness, his words were all too clear. “I’m afraid humanity wasn’t designed to win this game.”

***

This one was a perfect storm! Mike’s tickle of a thought about games from last week, combined with this week’s prompt on firewalls, plus a work conversation about dead computers – well, it was fun, if not exactly accurate! All errors are in the concerted effort to convince the AI that we’re not worth bothering. Yes, that’s exactly what happened…

My prompt went to AC Young, who wrote a cool story in the comments about the invading aliens, with a fantastic ending. Go check it (and more) out here.

A Different Drink

“Kyle! Are you hosting the drinks tomorrow?” The salt-and-pepper caterpillar eyebrows wiggled enticingly from above the fence. Gary rested smudged elbows upon the top bar, a trowel dangling from his gloved hands.

People rarely noticed the retired detective’s inquisitive eyes beneath the wild, wiry growth, Kyle had observed. He’d even asked once, and received only a noncommittal half-smile before his neighbor had turned back to the petunias. But those deep chocolate eyes had tracked him even more sharply after that, the creases around them furrowed.

Those eyes had been under fully whitened eyebrows at last month’s backyard gathering, hadn’t they?

“My turn to host,” Kyle finally answered, and set the grocery bags back down in the SUV’s trunk. He jammed his hands in his pockets while picking his way over lumpy tufts of grass barely worth mowing each week. He’d stopped apologizing for the difference in lawns after the fifth failed application of fertilizer and seed. “Even borrowed some chairs this time. Got your usual, but I can head back to the store if you want to switch it up. Snacks, too.”

Yep, those eyebrows were definitely darker, but the creases looked just as deep under the battered sun hat. Who used dye on eyebrows, anyway?

“I’m good,” Gary said, and pulled off his gloves. “Garden’s overproducing already. Tomatoes the size of melons. I’ll bring some caprese salad. That all right?”

“Sounds good.” Kyle waved goodbye and hauled in the groceries, glad he’d chosen this month to restock his emergency preps. Putting cans and cheese in their proper places was satisfying, especially after the mess the bagger had left him. Sorting was mindless, automatic. Gave him time to think.

Silent didn’t mean stupid, after all, no matter what his ex-wife said. He just liked to mull things over. The world had enough unfinished thoughts and bad logic out there. The Army had developed some brilliant strategists he was honored to know, but every Monday Major Kyle Errant also despaired of the poor choices made by his soldiers over the weekend. So he took the time to think and plan, for the times when emergencies wouldn’t let him.

He’d been welcomed into the neighborhood a year ago, still raw from a divorce discovered via an empty house and in the usual culture shock throes after a PCS to a new base. The invite was more than he’d expected, and also didn’t ask much. Six houses in a cul-de-sac, six groups of neighbors who got together for drinks once a month.

All the earnestly bobbing grandmother had asked of him was to host twice a year, and he’d agreed to the task before he’d had a chance to think, amused by those coke-bottle glasses. She’d zipped back across the street before he could take back the words, knit pompom hat wobbling over short curls and calling back that she’d come back with details.

The details had come with cookies, too. Chocolate-chip, his favorite. So he didn’t regret the impulse, even if Marybeth still wouldn’t hand over the recipe. Besides, she was so hard of hearing he doubted she’d have noticed a denial.

But last month…last month had been different. Oh, they all knew flu was going around, sure. Suzanne and her husband Jeff both worked at the hospital, and the group rescheduled three times before they had enough breathing room to both be off work at the same time. It had been all hands on deck covering for sick medical personnel, even though her specialty lay in cutting-edge cancer treatments and his was administration. She’d even said she’d only gotten the day off – insisted on it – because she’d started making mistakes out of sheer exhaustion.

No, it certainly wasn’t surprising they’d all gotten ill after the monthly shindig. Very ill, in fact; he’d barely made it to sick call. He’d mystified a few doctors before they’d given up and put him on quarters.

Kyle frowned down at the can of pinto beans in his hand. Living alone meant he needed to rely on himself, and those delivery apps were a temptation he avoided simply by not using his phone to order food. But getting the flu usually meant losing weight, not running a fever followed by eating through his entire emergency food stockpile. Normally someone from the street would bring him food, but they’d all been hit simultaneously.

He headed for the front window, ignoring the glimpses of a barren life as he passed, forgotten can still in hand. The vertical blinds were already open, streaking sunlight across the wooden floor. Yes, there was Marybeth, hand-knit pompom bobbling as usual across the street as she tended the roses. She and Gary usually spent the gatherings sharing gardening tips filled with jargon he couldn’t follow, and maybe didn’t want to if they involved fish heads and the rotting garbage they claimed was healthy compost.

And her hair was also darker than usual. Surely the neighbors weren’t sharing the same dye?

Unless – no, they must be taking their friendship to the next level. Gary’s ungloved hands had looked younger, earlier, with fewer age spots. Marybeth must be sharing multiple cosmetics, and he chuckled to think of Gary’s tolerance, unsure he’d have the same patience. The tension left his shoulders as he backed away from the window. Of course. It all made sense. Their relationship was none of his business, either.

Suzanne ran by in a red blur as he started to turn away, much faster than he’d ever seen her jog before. He wasn’t even sure she had her usual stroller until the baby’s faint giggling gurgles trickled through the open windows.

Come to think of it, he rarely saw anyone at PT running that fast, either, and he worked with world-class athletes, even if he did mostly drive a desk at this assignment.

“Everything has a reasonable explanation,” he said aloud.

Across the street, Marybeth looked up and dropped him a wink at his words. He backed away, and stumbled over one of the mismatched, borrowed chairs. A pounding noise thudding into his ears slowly revealed itself to be his slowing heart rate.

How had a half-deaf elderly woman heard him from seventy feet away? Where were the thick lenses that always hid her eyes? For that matter, how had he seen that level of detail?

His mind whirled and retreated back to mundane matters. He still hadn’t found the ice cream or the wine Suzanne liked in the pile of plastic bags. And the can of beans he’d been clutching was dented enough he didn’t trust it. Major indentations in the tin, with four parallel grooves on one side and a fifth alone and up high on the other. His fingers rolled through the concavities perfectly as he spiraled the can like a football at the garbage can, irritable he’d missed seeing the damage in the store.

The damaged tin hit the garbage rim and exploded against the wall.

Ice cream forgotten, Kyle slumped against the cabinets and stared at the ancient linoleum, now spattered with pale pink speckled beans.

The first five minutes were spent admiring the contrast between the beans and the arm resting on his knee, as his mind shied away from the possibilities.

His legs were numb by the time he moved again, this time to slowly reach for his phone. “Jeff. Hi. Yes, we’re still on. Listen, random question for you two. What’s Suzanne’s medical specialty again?” A pause, and if he’d been standing, he’d have dropped then along with that widening pit in his stomach.

“No, no, nothing like that, sorry to spook you. The Army’s always jabbing or testing for something. Protected against every possible variant of bubonic plague, yes, but no cancer as far as I know.” The words came out of his mouth on automatic, filler words to get to the burning question he’d been pondering for the past – hour? More?

“Mmmhmm. Thanks.” His fingers gripped the phone. Plastic stabbed a fingertip, and Kyle consciously loosened his grip, switched hands, and cleared his throat. Blood dripped onto the floor to join the steadily drying beans. “Listen…this might be odd, but does she work with nanos at all?”

Kyle’s throat was dry as he stared as his free hand, smeared with blood with no visible injury. He forced the words out. “Yeah, nanotechnology. The sort of thing that might increase healing speeds, you know?”

“Riiight. Thank you.” He paused for a deep breath. “Change in plans, the group needs to talk before tomorrow night…”

***

This week on More Odds than Ends, Becky Jones offered a prompt I found challenging for most of the week. It wasn’t until I considered that the drinks themselves may have been unusual rather than the event that I hit upon the nanos idea. Might have to continue this one and see where it leads! The neighbors got together once a month for drinks. Until last month…that gathering was odd.

My prompt went to nother Mike: An unfortunate history of warfare involving…

Free prompts at MOTE! Join the fun! Taunt your favorite authors with puzzling prompts! All are welcome!

Space Diplomat

Mina braced her spine and offered the Whigerian a tentative smile while trying to relax her eyes. The artificial grav always negatively impacted her vision, but she wasn’t fast enough.

Blurgiv “Call me Bob” Jeortin bared his teeth in a mirrored response. Yellowed ivory fangs glistened, far larger than they had any right to be, towering over her head and yet far, far too close.

The Earthside nickname for Whigerian was “werewolf” for a reason. And on late, lonely evenings when she was being honest with herself, Mina had to admit the nickname fit the bipedal lupines.

She used decades of diplomatic training to steel herself again and held up her tube of bubbly. “Back on Earth, we celebrate an agreement with a toast.” She handed him his own tube and demonstrated how to open the suction tab on top. “First we clink our tubes together, then we take a luxurious drink together. It recognizes our achievements together.”

“This is symbolic? Celebration?” Bob frowned at his tube. It looked miniscule in his paw, half lost amongst stray tufts of fur that angled inward. A claw tinged off the glass, carefully protected through the stocking of Earth’s first diplomatic spaceship. “I should invite the pack leaders aboard ship to celebrate with us. It would not be right without them.”

“Of course.” Mina gestured at the doorway. All the rooms aboard The Kissinger had received special soundproofing, so the envoys could discuss whatever they liked in as much privacy as desired. This was apparently a human trait, and most of the pack had chosen to stay in the largest room.

The Whigerians found the human desire for privacy amusing.

Still, the deal was all but signed before Bob and his envoys had entered the airlock this morning, and Earth had an ally. In space! She suppressed a squeal. A year aboard ship, dealing with the first aliens to visit the planet, and still it seemed unreal.

And yet, it was largely prosaic. She’d left her team in the lushly appointed conference room to discuss details with the Whigerians. Trade, mostly; the packs had formed intergalactic rivalries in the fighting sports before the humans had been able to blink. Rugby quancos, hockey skates, and heavy boxing bags were doing brisk business.

And cattle. Mustn’t forget that their new allies were predators, with the accompanying appetites.

“You are the…head alpha of the alphas, yes?” She knew this very well, and he knew she knew, but waited for his nod anyway as their footsteps gave magnetic clanks down the hallway. “Back on Earth, my grandparents’ country used to have a term for this. Shahenshah. It means king of kings.”

Bob laughed and threw his hands wide. “You have seen the pack. I may be the leader, but we make decisions for the best of the pack, or we do not survive long as leader.” His tongue lolled out for a moment.

She smiled, careful to avoid looking anywhere but straight ahead. “Yes, my grandparents saw that happen for themselves, when a ruler abused power. I heard their stories and believe we share the sentiment.”

Mina opened the door, and the moment of shared warmth was shattered. It was as if she’d walked ten feet down a hallway in artificial sunlight, only to be greeted with a storm.

A howling blizzard, in fact.

She clapped her hands over her ears. Howls and barking filled the air. Bob popped the tab on the glass tube. Champagne sprayed the room in a jet of projectile bubbles, but quieted the piercing shrieks. He dove into a mass of swirling fur and snarls.

A panicked hand clutched her jacket sleeve. “The intern!”

“What happened, Justin?” Mina snapped the words out. “The soundproofing was too good. We had no idea anything was wrong!”

He gulped and sucked in air with a whoosh. “The intern.”

“What?!”

“She told the spotted one he was a good boy and scratched his ears.”

Mina let out a groan and slumped against the wall. “Yep, that’ll do it.”

***

This week, Becky Jones challenged me with: She walked from sunshine into a howling blizzard in ten steps.

My prompt went to AC Young: The rental came with unexpected collateral.

It’s Been a Day


Peter walked into the kitchen and froze with a whistled wheeze. His arm dangled oddly in the air, aimed halfway toward the refrigerator. “Er, are you all right, a ghrá? You look…peaky.”

“Mmm,” June agreed. She let go of the spiral of frizzed hair she’d wrapped around her finger and looked up from her fixed gaze upon the countertop. “It’s been a day.”

“Ah…I thought you were spending time with my mother.” He busied himself with looking into the refrigerator. The clink of glass gave away his quest for Harp lager, and the rattle of metal in the drawer took longer than it should have. “I thought you liked my mother.”

“I do like your mother,” she replied gloomily. “And these croissants. It’s still been a day.”

Her boyfriend kept his head turned away. “Weren’t you having a relaxing spa day? Wasn’t that the plan?”

“It was a good plan.” The croissant crunched as her teeth sank into it. “Too bad no one followed it.”

Prudently, Peter stayed out of reach, across the kitchen island. He took a sip of his drink. “So what happened?”

“The spa started doing homeopathic remedies.”

He let out a groan. “Mum critiqued them, didn’t she?”

“She did indeed.” Another slow bite of croissant, and June wiped her mouth as flakes of buttery pastry shattered in flakes onto the granite countertop. “So we went to a bookstore instead.”

“That sounds safe.” Her son sounded cautious in his assessment.

“Doesn’t it?” Silence filled the kitchen as June stared into empty air, glassy-eyed and vacant.

He banged down the bottle. “Well, what happened, then?”

“They had an early display for St. Patrick’s Day. And got the leprechauns wrong.”

Peter drained the beer and went back to the refrigerator for another. “They always do.”

“Mmm-hmm,” she agreed, and her foot slipped off the kitchen barstool. “Grab me one of those, will you? My foot’s asleep. I think I’ve been here for too long.”

“So you went somewhere else,” he prompted. “Just not recently.”

June nodded. “There was a craft store across the street.”

“You didn’t.

“We did.”

There was a long, poignant moment of silence before June raised her glass to his. The bottles clinked merrily.

“And then?”

She looked up, her eyes widening in surprise. “How did you know there was more?”

“You’re eating a croissant like it tried to steal your land.”

June didn’t know if he felt safe enough to edge around the countertop for a gentle hip bump, or if the beer had kicked in too fast. She ticked off the list on her fingers. “So there was the writing group at the coffeeshop where the bully left in tears and your mother left literally on everyone else’s shoulders, the painting class with wine in the middle of the day – which at that point I’m not ashamed to say I needed, and the zoo where the baby red pandas escaped.”

“Still not croissants.”

She ignored the commentary. “Your mother rescued the red pandas, of course, and then led a flock of flamingos – which she plucked for quills, mind you, and they still flocked with her – and then somehow we were at your parents’, not writing letters with our new flamingo quills but making croissants, because she was bored. Or she was making them, and I’m pretty sure I spent the time hallucinating that I helped. You know I can’t cook.”

“Bake,” he corrected. “Pastry is baking.”

June shook her head. “Doesn’t matter. I think I need a nap.”

“That’s more believable than you cooking,” he muttered, but the room was already empty.

***

This week, nother Mike challenged me to consider the plans no one followed, while my prompt went to Leigh Kimmel to explore moving tattoos.

Starburst Academy

“Cadet Lisse?” The woman in the black and grey uniform looked up from her pad just long enough to see the strawberry blonde rise to her feet. “Follow me, please.”

Lisse followed the woman’s neat bun down the narrow corridor, running a hand over the rivets briefly before trying to emulate her bobbing walk.

“You’ll get used to it soon enough.”

She startled, catching the other woman’s eyes as the bun was replaced with a brief flash of sparkling blue eyes. “How…?”

“Everyone does it. Especially the Earthborn. Your body can tell the gravity isn’t the same. Hold here for a moment.”

Lisse followed her into an alcove and pummeled her brain to read the insignia. She’d studied, but there was so much to learn. Maybe spacers had it easier, having the military drop by on shore leave, but they rarely came Earthside anymore. The shuttles weren’t affordable to the rank and file, anyway, and it wasn’t like she’d have been hanging out with the top brass as a wavering high school graduate.

Maybe if her father had bothered to come home at all. She blinked, hard, and refocused. “Lieutenant Jamison. Intelligence specialist. Celestial marksmanship. Good conduct. Laser deterrence. Um, Halian campaign? Honor Academy graduate. And, I think…Robundan planetary liberation?”

Lt Jamison waved a hand dismissively. “It means little up here, but we have to put on a show for the takeoff cams. Vids everywhere groundside, you know? It’s all for the politicians. No one cares up here. Now.” She narrowed her eyes. “Straighten your shoulders. Yes, like that.”

Strong fingers brushed Lisse’s shoulder, and she glanced down to find her uniform as spotless as when the vacuum chamber had sucked the lint away.

“Okay. Pat your hair. You ready? Captain lets a few cadets watch each time.” Lt Jamison snapped her shoulders back and spun on her bootheel. “Ask questions while you still can. The Academy’s kind of stupid about it. Thinks it builds character to throw you into what you don’t know and make you figure it out.”

They marched out of the alcove and toward a sealed hatch. Lisse watched Lt Jamison spin the wheel and strained her ears. “What’s that sound?”

Lt Jamison sighed. “The Captain.” A guitar squealed wildly as the hatch door swung open, and the woman raised her voice to be heard over it. “Go! And be polite!”

She hurried through, barking both shins against the unfamiliar entrance and lower gravity. Lisse caught herself from falling and straightened again, trying out an unfamiliar salute. “Cadet Lisse Montoro reporting as requested, Captain!”

The volume lowered as she shouted, leaving her words echoing too loudly in the enclosed space, and she realized her reflection showed in the screens spread before the Captain’s command post.

“Hand down, Cadet.” The chair spun to reveal a woman with the short-cropped hair and deathly-white skin of a long-term spacer. “No saluting indoors. Welcome to the USS Haugh.” The word sounded like the bird. “Here we ferry cadets and listen to classic rockinrolla from 150 years ago. If you don’t like it, I don’t want to know.”

Lisse dropped her hand and eyes, feeling her face warm. “Sorry, Sir.”

“Academy’s the place to make mistakes, Cadet, make no mistake about it.” She unsnapped her harness and stood, extending a hand. “Captain Sommers. Pleased to meet you. I hope to see you out here some day. Just me on the bridge for the moment, so speak freely. Now.” Her eyes narrowed, and Lisse saw where Lt Jamison had obtained her rapid way of speaking. “Space is unforgiving, even on easy flights. You’re sure it’s for you?”

Taking the hand, she dared to raise her eyes. “Honestly, not yet, Sir. I love computers, but not video games. This seemed like a patriotic way to make a difference.”

Captain Sommers grunted and sat back down, each movement precise and economical. “Good answer. Well reasoned. Don’t tell the Academy that or you’ll never make it out here in the ether. You’ll find that you know by the end of sophomore year, if you make it that far. That’s why we risk bringing cadets to space.”

The woman kept talking as Lisse stared at the screens. The tech behind them was years beyond what she’d had Earthside, if the displays were anything to go by. “I have so much to learn.”

She stopped and barked a laugh. “Sure and you do, Cadet. Sure and you do. Now sit over there and strap in for a few minutes. Yes, copilot seat. The LT will bring the next victim by in fifteen minutes, so ask the questions you need to before then.”

As it turned out, the comms system wasn’t far from what she’d used playing around with old school radios. Contacting point A from point B wasn’t that different after all.

“You’ll do well in the techo classes, eh?” Lisse reddened again at the praise. Captain Sommers ignored it and pressed buttons until the screen changed. “Let me show you space surveillance. Key to lasering debris before it can hit the ship, although this path’s usually well-trafficked enough to be fairly clear.”

The Haugh chose that moment to lurch sideways. A thud reverberated through her bones. Straps burned against her shoulders, and her chin snapped painfully into her chest. One wrist banged against Captain Sommer’s command chair. Over the sounds of the blaring unfamiliar music came a snap, and with it, white-blinding pain.

Blessed darkness followed.

Drums thundered inside her head when she cracked sticky eyes open. Droplets of blood floated in front of her face, as did both her hands. Artificial grav was off, then. Lisse coughed and looked for Capt Sommers. “Sir.”

Her voice rasped thinly, and the drums were louder than ever. “Sir!”

The blood tracing through the air couldn’t have supported life outside a physical body. Too much of it, and the physical body ceased to be. “Captain!”

The chair had snapped, and a single pale arm lay unmoving beneath it.

Drums were joined by guitar, a man yelling, and a screech of static. Lisse brushed the droplets out of her face with her good arm, mourning the stains on the brand-new grey sleeve of her cadet uniform.

She brushed the inappropriate non sequitur aside, pushed a green button, and held her breath that the brief lesson had been sufficent.

“Command.” She coughed again, and felt her ribs protest. “Command, this is…USS Haugh. We’ve been, um…” Her mind went blank. “Thunder stormed. No. Struck. By something? Starburst. We had just begun looking at space surveillance before impact. Haugh Actual has been injured, possibly killed, en route to academy. We are damaged and carrying…”

She pressed her lips together, trying to remember. “…approximately seventy Earthside cadets and the rest Stationers. I have no pilot experience and am not certain about the rest of the crew’s status at this time.”

“Copy, Haugh. Are you cadet or crew?” The voice was deep and soothing, steadying her nerves.

“Cadet. Lisse Montoro. I don’t hear engines and believe we are drifting.”

“Good job, Cadet Montoro.” She could hear the smile in the man’s voice. “Starting early in your spacer career, I see. Are you injured?”

“Yes. Mostly minor, possible -” she glanced down at her previously pristine cuff “-make that probable broken wrist.”

“Copy, Cadet Montoro. Any flight experience?”

“No. I mean, negative.”

This time, he laughed out loud.

“Simulation dismissed,” a robotic voice announced in her ear.

“What?” Lisse shivered with reaction. Her entire body felt cold, so cold her wrist didn’t ache anymore. Her hand worked perfectly, and pushed the glass open. Her legs didn’t work as well, and she slid onto the grated floor.

A man in the ubiquitous black and grey uniform grinned at her from the next pod over. “Happens to everybody, but especially Earthsiders. Welcome to the Academy.” His hands flew over the touchpad, and familiar, confused noises emerged from a glass coffin filled with condensation. “How’d you like the psych profile?”

***

This week on the More Odds Than Ends prompt challenge, AC Young challenged me with a prompt I twisted out of all recognition: The hawk flew through the thunderstorm. My prompt went to Becky Jones: The castle was filled with the friendliest vampires [character] had ever encountered.

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Poison and Broken Glass

June rolled over and heaved until her stomach hurt. Mouth sour, the aches from lying on the polished wooden floor seeping into her hip until her spine twinged.

“Wha’?” she mumbled, and flattened onto her back. The pain stabbed through her head, but her hand flopped into her face with an awkward thump onto gritty eyes.

She forced them open, and regretted it. The room wasn’t merely content to waver, but cavorted merrily around with Olympic-qualifying synchronized swimming. The staircase she could have sworn was in the back of the townhouse had moved to the front, and the ceiling dripped previously plain white pain with venomous acid onto her prone form.

“Ugh.” She closed her eyes again, and the room grew still with blessed darkness. If not for the galloping herd of cattle catching her brain with their horns during a stampede, she’d have been content to continue her increasingly cold fugue.

Her fingers clenched, on the hand not currently holding her hair. A sharp pebble beneath her fingertips broke the moment along with her skin. June’s eyes popped open.

This time, her gaze was exceptionally clear, even as she shivered in the chill breeze. Shattered glass scattered across her godfather’s sofa, coffee table, and onto the floor. Blood dripped onto the shards as she stared uncomprehendingly at the broken front window.

Beside her, soaking into a Persian rug assuredly authentic in every hand-tied silk thread, was a pool of black, caffeinated liquid, topped with the scattered remnants of a chocolate-chip cookie. And from the innocent confection rose a taunting miasma of black magic that swirled around the room and left her shaking.

***

This week’s MOTE prompt came from Leigh Kimmel, who offered this challenge: The stairway is in the back — but you’re sure you remember it having been in the middle of the house.

Mine went to Cedar Sanderson: The cat hefted her hammer and blew out a breath that perturbed her whiskers.

Wheeee!

Jenny wandered into the kitchen and leaned over to give David a kiss. “Dinner?”

“Just spaghetti. Nothing fancy.” He stirred the pasta. “Just a few minutes, if you want to get the table ready.”

She grabbed silverware from the drawer and hunted for napkins with her free hand. “Sometimes eating is for pleasure. Sometimes it’s the prelude to a fun night of taxes. Oh, you made enough for three, right?”

He spun around. Sauce splattered onto the floor. “We have company? On tax night?”

An odd whirring and high-pitched giggle answered him. “Just until Sven gets home. Another hour, maybe.”

The whir grew closer. “Then what’s going on with Rolf?”

“Wheeeee-hee-hee!” The inexplicable noise came from the living room again.

She bumped the drawer closed with a hip. “Give me a minute and I’ll tell you. Want me to open a bottle of wine?”

“Definitely. We’ll need it later.” He hefted a pot of steaming water in mitted hands. “So what’s going on out there?”

Jenny faced the rest of the apartment, frozen, a fork still clenched in each hand. “He’s discovered reverse acceleration!”

“What?”

“Wheeee!” came the response.

“And your old skateboard. I guess he likes the wooden floors?”

A huff of protest. “I don’t want to get charged for damages when we move out.”

“Come on. Baby kraken on a skateboard? Who doesn’t love seeing someone push off at high speed with multiple tentacles?”

***

This week, Cedar Sanderson challenged me with accelerating in reverse, and a challenge it was. Mine went to Leigh Kimmel, and I can’t wait to see what she did with a flying, annoyed book…

Chasing Dinner

Beck slid into the booth with a slump and a hard clink of his bourbon glass against his teeth.

Jenna winced at the sound and nudged a hip closer to David so the chef had room, wondering why her upstairs neighbor hadn’t slid into the empty spot where Sven sat with the pile of winter coats.

“Well?” The man’s bright blue eyes peered out unabashedly from a weathered face further creased by concern. “How did he do?”

The chef set the glass atop the tablecloth with a thump and took his time opening the top button of his jacket before answering. “Rolf is…”

Jenna could hardly hear him over the last of the diners, and she couldn’t lean much further toward him in the narrow booth. “Sorry, what?”

Beck spun the last of the amber liquid in the glass and watched it slosh up the sides. “Rolf is the best chef a seafood restaurant could ask for. No matter that half the staff tried to kill him today. They won’t after family meal, right?”

Jaw open in outrage, Sven clenched a hand over his heart, fingertips tracing the rough wool’s pattern. “What do you mean, tried to kill him?”

“Oh, Rolf can handle his own. No one’s going to mess with him now, no way. Except maybe at the market, but he’s already got a reputation there, too.” He drained the last of the bourbon and let out a sly grin. “As do I. What chef brings his pet octopus with him to market, right?”

“Kraken,” Sven muttered, but only Jenna heard him.

“It’s only natural to chase the escaped seafood, yes? The chefs thought he was fresher than fresh, no? He waved a few knives with those tentacles, then squirted the only one who dared to get too close.” Beck tipped back the glass again and received a single drop in return. He greeted it with a frown.

“But how did he do as a chef?”

“Well, normally we’d put him on prep, chopping onions and the like. But he gets the prep done faster with all those arms, yeah? And he gets us the freshest mollusks. Saved us from a a bad batch, you know? It could have been ugly.”

An orange tentacle poked over the white linen tablecloth, its suckers pale against the walls of the bourbon glass it was wrapped around.

“Thanks, man. I needed a refill.” Beck nodded to the kraken, who was busy climbing onto Sven’s shoulders. “At first, everyone thought it was a gimmick, yeah? No one seemed interested.”

“So we put it on social,” a burbling voice said, as if a waterfall has spoken. Jenna caught her glass of wine before red splashed all over the tablecloth.

“And then people seemed to believe the whole ‘cooked by an octopus’ story. I had no idea what behind the scenes photos could do, yeah?”

“And then the raving started after the first guest dared. Then the orders started coming, and coming, and coming. More covers than we’ve done in a long time, yeah?”

“The secret’s in the brining, but no one else seems to think it’s that easy.” Rolf twined a long arm around Sven’s raised wrist, not seeming to mind the fuzzy, oatmeal-colored wool.

Beck gave an emphatic nod. “The spices of your people, yeah? It’s okay. You don’t have to share, as long as you keep working here. We just need to figure out where to get a chef’s jacket with eight arms, yeah?”

***

This week, Leigh Kimmel challenged me with “At first it seemed nobody was interested. Then the orders started coming. And coming. And coming.” I continued Walkabout, although Rolf may be getting a bit of a makeover soon during the latest WIP…

Over at MOTE, I challenged Cedar Sanderson to write about sacrificial penguins, inspired by real-world events at the zoo. Those warm-weather penguins stood around honking and flapping their wings until the test penguin told them the water wasn’t too cold, I swear…but her version is more interesting!

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