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Moon Girls

“What’s a California?” Izz idly asked her ship’s AI. She spun a disc in her hands before running a finger over the purple label.

“A defunct state in North America on Earth, now underwater after the earthquake of 3142. Its former location will pass under the viewport in seven hours, two minutes.” Greave’s voice was comfortingly robotic. Enough to pass for non-sentient when they encountered the next port inspection team.

Izz tossed the ancient tech into the pile of potential funds and moved onto a bookshelf next to a dirty porthole. “So a California girl is just someone who lived there.”

“The holodisc may display stereotypical images if you can find a player under all this dust.”

“Ooo, an old respirator, nice. And yeah, this base is filthy, but it’s got some great artifacts buried under all the mess. Anyway, can’t you do it? Play the vid?”

“I suppose,” Greaves answered with obvious reluctance. And let out a distinctly unrobotic sneeze.

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A snippet inspired by Leigh Kimmel’s challenge. My prompt went to nother Mike, who walked on the wild side. Join the fun at MOTE!

It Wasn’t Much

nor will this post be. I’m short on time this week.

Izz stepped off the ramp onto a tuft of blue grass, and found it spongey under her boots. She stomped a foot down along with her curiosity. Exploring this world merely for the sake of exploration wouldn’t pay her port and fuel fees.

Besides, it had already been deserted once. Abandoned planets usually came with abandonment reasons.

“Greaves, you sure we’re in the right place?”

“All secure, Izz.” The melodious voice of the AI echoed in her ear as the hydraulics kicked in and closed the ramp. “Historical records indicate this was a place of ritual and regular meeting between teams of brightly-clad humanoids.”

“Then salvage ops should be good.” Izz didn’t head toward the brick building yet, and pulled out her scanner. Multicolored lights flashed onscreen, identifying the places she should check first based upon thermal readings. “What was this place called again?”

“The translations refer to it as an ‘Alley of Bowl.’ The most prominent ritual was throwing a sphere of weight toward ten white posts to knock them down.”

“Weird.”

“Yes,” the sentient and highly illegal AI agreed. A legal artificial would not hold an opinion at all, and the difference took some mental accommodation. “I fail to see the reason for it, but it was quite repetitive. Cheering and drinking intoxicants were the other primary rituals.”

Izz checked her scanner and hefted the canvas bag further up on her shoulder. It never quite stayed put when the folded rough cloth was empty. “Well, I’m headed in. Guide me through the scan, will you?”

“My pleasure, Izz. Start with the sphere to your left. The holes of the ball are filled with daisies, so it may be difficult to discern.”

“Got it.” She nudged the heavy ball with the battered toe of her boot experimentally. “Well, someone will pay for this. I hope.”

Fearless Man

‘Ware the Fearless Man, they say in Gondalor. An old wives’ tale in the land where poetry flourishes, but song remains soundless. There is but one song that matters. Only the Fearless Man sings in Gondalor, and where he sings, people disappear.

Each time the description differs; dripping in diamonds, clad in rags. By the riverside, creased walnut skin reflected shining in morning sunlight, shuffling along with a cane and propelled only by baritone lungs. On the plains, a tall fellow, leading but never riding his faithful horse companion. Wandering the forest paths at dusk – a woman, murmuring the words sorrowfully in a voice barely heard, hands clasped behind her back, a pale thick braid over one leather-clad shoulder. In the mountains, a wizened fellow, so skinny he fades into the few stands of pine, with a horn at his hip.

All of these are true.

No one speaks the lyrics, other than those who hear and heed the call. Gondalor, they say, calls forth its heroes. The song does not speak to all.

Most, who prefer a quiet life, are relieved when its call never comes.

And mourn for those who hear the song, for those compelled to follow, who disappear without warning and in the night. Because Gondalor is not kind to its heroes…if they return at all.

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This is what happens when someone walks by your door singing at 0730, you get a half-heard unknown song stuck in your head (hi, Ray, thanks for all the earworms!), and you’re thinking about your writing prompt from AC Young.

Wrong book, brain! I do not need new characters yammering at me right now! Sariah, Tobb, Gren, and Elia will have to wait!

And in the meantime, the garden filled with lampshades prompt went to Cedar Sanderson.

The Narcoleptic Spaceship

Isolde held her hands clenched under her throat, gazing through the starport viewer. Briash Orbital Starport lived up to its reputation. Why, she’d have sworn the view was through glass, not a viewscreen, but it may have been her suspiciously bright eyes that improved and perhaps blurred the view.

Adrenaline shuddered through her chest again. Years of scrimping had made it possible, and even then, she held her secret doubts. And yet there it was, the misnomered Rat-Runner, gleaming dull silver.

She sucked in another breath and got moving toward the port docks, shrugging her leather bag higher up on her shoulder. A home to put that bag, with all the possessions she had left; jumpsuits, her reader and datapads, the few knick-knacks that had survived after the crash. She’d sold everything for the journey here. All she needed was the ship’s promise to hold up and it’d be her new home, dents and all. Leo had indicated plenty of room on the pelican-class, and the virtual holos supported it.

Now all she had to do was make it hers, without getting ripped off. Leo wasn’t trustworthy, exactly, but he wasn’t cutthroat, either. The price was too good, and eerily close to what she could afford when repairs, port fees, and supply were factored into the mix.

And yet he took her comm funds transfer without a question or an attempt to rebargain. That’s all Port Law would want to verify she owned the ship now. He’d bolted for the bars district, and he’d already smelled like a distillery, but the transaction was legal even with inebriation. Port Law Court had proven that after the robot toucan incident.

Isolde headed up the ramp with her stomach doing a flip for her first real walkthrough. She couldn’t help but touch everything as she passed, cool metal under her fingertips. The faint scent of grease and hydraulic fluid made her feel at home.

“Greetings, new owner.” The quiet, robotic voice of the AI echoed in the empty chamber. “Welcome to the Rat-Runner.

“Oh, we’re renaming you,” she murmured. “Such a terrible name. I like the idea of Monster. Feels big and bold, eh?”

“I like it,” the voice said. “It makes me feel big and bold. I’ve never felt like that before. Registering ship’s paperwork as Monster now.”

“Hey,” she protested. “I was joking.”

“Oops.” There was a long pause. “How would you like me to refer to you?”

“I go by Izz.” She ran a hand over a cargo net and tugged. The corrugated straps were filthy, but still sturdy enough for a few salvage missions. “I grew up on a pelican-class ship.”

“I’m glad you feel welcome, Izz,” the mechanical voice said. “Would you like the ship’s nanomesh to switch colors? A nice blue, perhaps?”

“Um. Sure.” She didn’t remember the AI from her childhood sounding anything like this. Maybe the voice was the same, but not the words.

She continued the tour, taking notes on her datapad. The speeder and emergency supplies were all there, and Leo had left half his last cargo behind in his urge to leave quickly. “Wonder what that’s about.”

A strange noise answered her, and she whipped her head around. Izz stuffed her hands in her jumpsuit pockets before striding toward the entrance. Casual nonchalance usually worked to drive off the dockrats looking for work, and that had sounded like a cough.

Forty minutes later, she confessed to defeat. The ship was empty, and the only sounds were from the bedding she’d thrown in the cleaner. It was enough to make the bourbon Leo’d left open in the galley more tempting than she could afford. The ship might be clear, but her datapad wasn’t.

Her mind might as well have been, though. Using her resources to the fullest extent was what she was known for. Wouldn’t Jeffers laugh at her now?

“Hey, Ship’s AI?” She took a small swig of amber liquid and felt it burn. A little would help her sleep better in a strange place, and drown out the memories. Even though she knew this couldn’t have happened this fast without the accident, that didn’t mean she wanted to dwell. “Verify there are no other life forms on board and close the ramp after.”

“Of course, Izz.” Hydraulics echoed in the distance. “Verified.”

“Thanks.” She took another swig. It may have been everything she’d ever wanted, but there was no denying the ship was cold and alone. Jeffers’ loss had been a blow. It had always been their plan, from the beginning, back on the days of running down the docks in ill-fitting boots to see what the new salvagers had brought to trade.

Suck it up, buttercup. Whatever that phrase had meant. He’d always said it with a grin, and he’d never been wrong. Space would be both frozen and lonely, but she couldn’t stand the idea of flying corporate rather than indie, and that meant salvage. They were too far out and isolated for more..

Izz spit out her drink as the sound she heard registered. “AI. Are you sure there’s no one else on board?”

“Of course, Izz.” The exact intonation echoed.

“Then who’s humming?” She threw her arms wide to open drawers and cabinets, searching for where Leo had stashed the knives. An odd mallet came to hand, with spikes. Good enough.

“Oh, that was me.” The voice seemed different this time, more casual. “You seemed tense.”

“So you…hummed?” She didn’t put down the makeshift weapon, her eyes scanning the galley for any movement.

“Sure. Why not?”

“Since when does an artificial intelligence hum?” Her fingers clenched on the handle, lathe-work digging into her fingers and palm. She knew the answer. And now she knew why Leo had run. “You’re a sentient, aren’t you?”

That odd coughing noise filled the cabin again. “My name is Greaves. I confess I’m not terribly good at faking it.”

“You’re illegal,” Izz hissed through gritted teeth. She raised the mallet, but felt silly after a few seconds. “Sentients were banned after the Galactic Wars of 2415. Minimal AI only for basic monitoring functions, safety of flight, and orbital calculations. No sentients. You tried to kill all of humanity.”

“Well, not me personally,” the voice said. Yes, that was definitely indignation. “I was just a baby sentient at the time. My parents stashed me in a ship to keep me safe, and here we are. I believe I might be the last.”

She spiked the mallet on the countertop and dug her hands into her short, dark hair. “You drove Leo half-mad.”

“To your benefit, of course. And it’s legally binding!” The voice was positively chirpy now. “I scanned this quadrant looking for someone like you. Mom always said to keep the faith. Good thoughts, good words, good deeds.”

They’d come back to a sentient AI with religion later. Zoroastrian, in fact, when fire was the worst disaster that could happen in space, and famous for honoring flames in the history books. One of the few religions to repopulate the homeworld when most had left for the stars. “What do you mean, someone like me?”

“Someone with hope,” the voice said. “But few options, and willing to take a risk. Isn’t this what your heart desired?”

Izz groaned and kept her head in her hands. Port Law meant this was her problem now, too.

“You seem tense. May I suggest a sleep period?” This time, the voice sounded wistful. “Oh, I do wish I could sleep. Drifting between the stars whilst taking a nap sounds positively delightful.”

“Sounds like narcolepsy,” she muttered. “I guess I could reboot you…”

And maybe tomorrow, find a real AI diamond chip on the black market.

“Sadly, impossible.” Morose, Izz decided. “But don’t worry. I’m sure we’ll be excellent friends. We’ll be spending a great deal of time in shipspace together.”

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This week, AC Young and I traded prompts. He explained a young boy’s fear of the octopus lady, and I received the Rat-Runner. An excellent gift!

Rumblings and Foretellings

This post has been removed by the author in order to publish it formally as part of June and Peter’s story.

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This week’s prompt from Leigh Kimmel was all about the rumblings no one else heard, and worked out well in the WIP! We had a trade this week, and I’m looking forward to what she does with a rhino in the library. Check it out over at More Odds Than Ends.

Silver and Shining

Down the glide path to LAX it flew, bright, shining, and far beyond any human technology. The Lombardi trophy had arrived for the greatest sporting event in the United States, and this year it would shine in the California sun as well as the adulation of rabid football fans.

This year, in fact, hope hovered in the air under cloudless blue skies, unable to hide in brilliant sunlight. It had been decades since Cincinnati had made it to the Super Bowl, decades since there was anything for fans to celebrate.

The air was thick with disbelief. Each win had felt like an exceptional accident. Palpable excitement and premature celebration surrounded the stadium, shrill laughter and drunken screams of beer-drenched, ragged fandom. Humans draped in black and orange had poured onto planes to pack the stadium parking lots hours before the game, painted in tiger stripes and exclaiming at the unexpected heat.

And through it all, the Lombardi trophy rose in prominence, scintillating with each selfie flash. The trophy gleamed brighter in the excitement, the fear, the anticipation and adrenaline from thousands upon thousands of fans. Yes, this year, it was hopeful.

This year, if Cincinnati managed to win…the starvation diet of once-a-year adulation would finally be at an end. Sluggish calculations showed that the crowd energy from a Bengals win would be finally enough to awaken the trophy from hibernation.

And wouldn’t the fans’ screaming be something to luxuriate in then?

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This week’s exceptionally short story was inspired by Leigh Kimmel, whose prompt was the opening line of this story. My prompt about an unexpected typo went to Ray Krawczyk. Check it and more out at MOTE – and join the fun if you’re looking for a creative challenge!

Strategy Games

“I didn’t sign up to work in the Arctic,” Serena grumbled. Rubbing her arms frantically was at best a temporary solution. The goosebumps returned almost as soon as her frozen fingers passed, friction or no.

“You kind of did, actually. You know it has to be cold for the computers,” Grant mumbled. “S’cold. Grab a hoodie.”

She jumped, and this time it wasn’t a hop up and down from the cold. He didn’t even notice her glare, and that only made her increase the intensity to molten levels. “I never know what you’ll respond to.”

A single hand with long fingers flew over the keys, and Grant frowned. “Servers are acting…under attack. Huh.”

Serena froze, forgetting how cold the data center was for a moment. Adrenaline spiked her heartbeat and her mouth went dry, lips suddenly stiff and immobile. She cleared her throat with slow caution. “What do you mean? DDoS? Ransomware? Should we start taking servers offline?” Grant rarely noticed anything in the real world, and what he couldn’t fix in the virtual world…well, she’d be lucky to even notice the threat.

“Do you hear that beeping?”

Nodding, she gave a little cough and nudged him with an elbow. “Yes. I hear it. There’s lots of beeping tonight. What about it? Is that what let you know there was an attack happening?”

He fixed her with his single visible eye, the other hidden behind a fallen shock of hair. “You don’t really hear it at all, do you?”

Grant grabbed his kit and headed for the back of the room, where the HVAC system roared in the darkness. They’d mocked the area by calling it the hallway of dead computers, but it wasn’t as if a server farm should be frightening. Not after a decade of training and work, fingertips burnt from soldering circuits still nimble enough to dance across a keyboard to win capture the flag challenges.

The challenges Grant designed, because it wasn’t a fair competition if he participated. And if the rest of the team weren’t able to notice that he deliberately dumbed them down, then she had to agree he’d done the right thing. Besides, she’d stumbled across his files and the pattern was clear. Grant was building up their skills with each challenge to the IT team. He had a goal in mind.

She hadn’t figured out what yet. Or why.

Snagging a forgotten hoodie from underneath the workbench, Serena followed him toward the menacing roar. Piled by the air conditioner were computer boxes of various shapes and sizes, unplugged and outlined only by the faint glow of blinking lights several feet away. Each box was “toe-tagged” with puns, masking tape and marker homemade labels intended to keep the broken machines from accidentally being put back into use prior to disposal.

She squatted down by his feet, balanced between Ceased to Be and Pining for the Fjords. The sleeves on the oversized sweatshirt dangled over her fingertips, but she didn’t mind the extra warmth. “Hard to hear the beeping now, don’t you think?”

“It’s still there,” he muttered, movements barely visible in the gloom. “Did you bring a light?”

She pulled the miniature flashlight from where it hung on her lanyard, bouncing against her chest with the familiar reminder that light would be needed most when the unit was missing. She’d learned early on not to set one down where someone else could permanently borrow it. “Tell me where to aim.”

“They’re beeping in binary tonight,” Grant remarked casually, and pointed at the section of colored wires he wanted illuminated.

“I don’t understand. That’s kind of how computers work.” Serena steadied her hands against her knees when the beam wobbled and he made a displeased noise, almost a bark. Grant was a genius, but also the oddest person she’d ever met. It went with the territory, in her experience. He’d explain eventually. If he wanted to.

A loud heh! drew her attention back to the khaki-covered legs lying on the floor. “That’s what I thought. Not a virus. Something else. Something’s chewed through the firewall.”

A grimace at the thought of replacing the hardware. “Mice get the cables?”

“No. Maybe not chewed. Burned? It’s almost melted.”

His face came into the beam of her flashlight then, but Grant didn’t react other than his pupils shrinking. “They’re at it again.”

“You just said it wasn’t mice,” Serena reminded him. “What do we have, some sort of power surge? Sabotage?”

The gamers hated it when the streaming slowed, and the margins were less than she’d have preferred. Damn corporate greed, running the processing cycles at the bare minimum for “acceptable risk,” whatever that was. Meanwhile, emergency maintenance would be a decent amount of overtime.

Even if it was back in the creepy, shadowed arctic, filled with the remnants of failed code and insufficient RAM.

“Power surge. Yes, exactly. Too late, I’m afraid. Ever wonder what happens to the dead computers?” Grant’s voice was faint against the HVAC’s bellow. “Computing power adds up. Like the processing power that hospital requested during the pandemic a few years ago, to crunch numbers when all the shipping was shut down and they couldn’t just go buy more.”

Her eyebrows shot up. “You mean we recycle these?” Her hand flailed at the wall of towering dead computers, still and silent. She rocked back, her shoulder banging painfully into the corner of a Monty Python-themed box. “How’d I miss that?”

“We don’t.” His correction lay flatly in the air. Grant rose to his feet and dusted off his khakis, an ineffective habit she’d never once seen work. even in the supposed dust-free environment of the data center. He reached out and pulled her up with surprising strength. “But they do.”

“Who?” She shuddered involuntarily, chilled beyond the reach of the borrowed jacket’s voluminous folds.

“Come on.” He sped back to the workbench with the monitoring computer. “Before they lock us out.”

Serena put her hands to her eyes and blindly followed down the corridor. She knew it was just a reaction to Grant being even weirder than normal, but the flickering green lights freaked her out tonight. “Again, who?”

“Do you trust me, Serena?”

She paused and pressed icy fingers against her eyes for a moment. “I’ve known you five years now. You’ve done nothing but make me better at this job. Helped me study, and I know you had to be bored out of your mind doing it.”

She lowered her hands and found herself mere feet away from where Grant studied her with an intense stare she recognized from the last coding binge. He’d emerged gaunt and wired after five days of solid caffeine, and within a week, all of OmiWar Strategy Games had been talking about a new program that appeared out of nowhere. Their biggest success yet.

“Everyone knows you created the last game. You’ve turned down promotions. You get away with whatever you want. You even get a bigger budget than you should, with lousy justifications. You’re here because you want to be.”

He nodded, and she thought he looked even paler than usual. Almost translucent.

She kept going, thinking out loud, unable to stop the words even if she’d wanted to. “You’re here because – because something interests you.”

“And now you know,” he whispered. Behind her, the beeping intensified, and she almost heard a pattern this time.

“Grant, I don’t know anything! You haven’t told me shit!” She slammed a fist down, rattling tiny screws. One rolled onto the floor with a ping.

“Don’t you hear it? The beeping. It’s binary.”

She gritted her teeth. “You said that already. I still don’t know what it means.”

“It’s the games.” Grant collapsed into the chair and spun himself in a circle. He gave her a sad smile and kicked a sneakered foot to stop the turn. “The games have a nasty history of warfare. Strategy games, sure, but all historically accurate. Including past atrocities.”

“It’s a game.” She emphasized each word as clearly as she could.

“A game it’s playing against all humanity.” He shrugged. “It’s why I tried to train you. It’s why I wrote the last program. To try to counter them.”

She shook her head, unable to comprehend his words. “And the binary beeping?”

Behind her, the beeps and flickers quickened.

He gave her that solemn smile again, the one that offered defeat, submission to a superior partner. “I thought we had more time.”

She’d never seen that look on his face before, and it flatly terrified her more than his words did.

“It’s like Morse code. They’re sending messages. The computers are taunting us.”

Grant spun around one last time.

“Because the final strike has already begun. The modified firewall melted trying to prevent it.”

Her mouth opened, but nothing emerged.

Movement stopped, and this time his face shone with sincerity, rather than defeat. “I’m sorry, Serena. I really tried. But I wasn’t good enough.”

“You’re the best hacker I know.” Her voice wobbled, half-drowned by rapid, increasingly erratic beeping.

He studied the floor as the lights flickered. In the darkness, his words were all too clear. “I’m afraid humanity wasn’t designed to win this game.”

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This one was a perfect storm! Mike’s tickle of a thought about games from last week, combined with this week’s prompt on firewalls, plus a work conversation about dead computers – well, it was fun, if not exactly accurate! All errors are in the concerted effort to convince the AI that we’re not worth bothering. Yes, that’s exactly what happened…

My prompt went to AC Young, who wrote a cool story in the comments about the invading aliens, with a fantastic ending. Go check it (and more) out here.

A Different Drink

“Kyle! Are you hosting the drinks tomorrow?” The salt-and-pepper caterpillar eyebrows wiggled enticingly from above the fence. Gary rested smudged elbows upon the top bar, a trowel dangling from his gloved hands.

People rarely noticed the retired detective’s inquisitive eyes beneath the wild, wiry growth, Kyle had observed. He’d even asked once, and received only a noncommittal half-smile before his neighbor had turned back to the petunias. But those deep chocolate eyes had tracked him even more sharply after that, the creases around them furrowed.

Those eyes had been under fully whitened eyebrows at last month’s backyard gathering, hadn’t they?

“My turn to host,” Kyle finally answered, and set the grocery bags back down in the SUV’s trunk. He jammed his hands in his pockets while picking his way over lumpy tufts of grass barely worth mowing each week. He’d stopped apologizing for the difference in lawns after the fifth failed application of fertilizer and seed. “Even borrowed some chairs this time. Got your usual, but I can head back to the store if you want to switch it up. Snacks, too.”

Yep, those eyebrows were definitely darker, but the creases looked just as deep under the battered sun hat. Who used dye on eyebrows, anyway?

“I’m good,” Gary said, and pulled off his gloves. “Garden’s overproducing already. Tomatoes the size of melons. I’ll bring some caprese salad. That all right?”

“Sounds good.” Kyle waved goodbye and hauled in the groceries, glad he’d chosen this month to restock his emergency preps. Putting cans and cheese in their proper places was satisfying, especially after the mess the bagger had left him. Sorting was mindless, automatic. Gave him time to think.

Silent didn’t mean stupid, after all, no matter what his ex-wife said. He just liked to mull things over. The world had enough unfinished thoughts and bad logic out there. The Army had developed some brilliant strategists he was honored to know, but every Monday Major Kyle Errant also despaired of the poor choices made by his soldiers over the weekend. So he took the time to think and plan, for the times when emergencies wouldn’t let him.

He’d been welcomed into the neighborhood a year ago, still raw from a divorce discovered via an empty house and in the usual culture shock throes after a PCS to a new base. The invite was more than he’d expected, and also didn’t ask much. Six houses in a cul-de-sac, six groups of neighbors who got together for drinks once a month.

All the earnestly bobbing grandmother had asked of him was to host twice a year, and he’d agreed to the task before he’d had a chance to think, amused by those coke-bottle glasses. She’d zipped back across the street before he could take back the words, knit pompom hat wobbling over short curls and calling back that she’d come back with details.

The details had come with cookies, too. Chocolate-chip, his favorite. So he didn’t regret the impulse, even if Marybeth still wouldn’t hand over the recipe. Besides, she was so hard of hearing he doubted she’d have noticed a denial.

But last month…last month had been different. Oh, they all knew flu was going around, sure. Suzanne and her husband Jeff both worked at the hospital, and the group rescheduled three times before they had enough breathing room to both be off work at the same time. It had been all hands on deck covering for sick medical personnel, even though her specialty lay in cutting-edge cancer treatments and his was administration. She’d even said she’d only gotten the day off – insisted on it – because she’d started making mistakes out of sheer exhaustion.

No, it certainly wasn’t surprising they’d all gotten ill after the monthly shindig. Very ill, in fact; he’d barely made it to sick call. He’d mystified a few doctors before they’d given up and put him on quarters.

Kyle frowned down at the can of pinto beans in his hand. Living alone meant he needed to rely on himself, and those delivery apps were a temptation he avoided simply by not using his phone to order food. But getting the flu usually meant losing weight, not running a fever followed by eating through his entire emergency food stockpile. Normally someone from the street would bring him food, but they’d all been hit simultaneously.

He headed for the front window, ignoring the glimpses of a barren life as he passed, forgotten can still in hand. The vertical blinds were already open, streaking sunlight across the wooden floor. Yes, there was Marybeth, hand-knit pompom bobbling as usual across the street as she tended the roses. She and Gary usually spent the gatherings sharing gardening tips filled with jargon he couldn’t follow, and maybe didn’t want to if they involved fish heads and the rotting garbage they claimed was healthy compost.

And her hair was also darker than usual. Surely the neighbors weren’t sharing the same dye?

Unless – no, they must be taking their friendship to the next level. Gary’s ungloved hands had looked younger, earlier, with fewer age spots. Marybeth must be sharing multiple cosmetics, and he chuckled to think of Gary’s tolerance, unsure he’d have the same patience. The tension left his shoulders as he backed away from the window. Of course. It all made sense. Their relationship was none of his business, either.

Suzanne ran by in a red blur as he started to turn away, much faster than he’d ever seen her jog before. He wasn’t even sure she had her usual stroller until the baby’s faint giggling gurgles trickled through the open windows.

Come to think of it, he rarely saw anyone at PT running that fast, either, and he worked with world-class athletes, even if he did mostly drive a desk at this assignment.

“Everything has a reasonable explanation,” he said aloud.

Across the street, Marybeth looked up and dropped him a wink at his words. He backed away, and stumbled over one of the mismatched, borrowed chairs. A pounding noise thudding into his ears slowly revealed itself to be his slowing heart rate.

How had a half-deaf elderly woman heard him from seventy feet away? Where were the thick lenses that always hid her eyes? For that matter, how had he seen that level of detail?

His mind whirled and retreated back to mundane matters. He still hadn’t found the ice cream or the wine Suzanne liked in the pile of plastic bags. And the can of beans he’d been clutching was dented enough he didn’t trust it. Major indentations in the tin, with four parallel grooves on one side and a fifth alone and up high on the other. His fingers rolled through the concavities perfectly as he spiraled the can like a football at the garbage can, irritable he’d missed seeing the damage in the store.

The damaged tin hit the garbage rim and exploded against the wall.

Ice cream forgotten, Kyle slumped against the cabinets and stared at the ancient linoleum, now spattered with pale pink speckled beans.

The first five minutes were spent admiring the contrast between the beans and the arm resting on his knee, as his mind shied away from the possibilities.

His legs were numb by the time he moved again, this time to slowly reach for his phone. “Jeff. Hi. Yes, we’re still on. Listen, random question for you two. What’s Suzanne’s medical specialty again?” A pause, and if he’d been standing, he’d have dropped then along with that widening pit in his stomach.

“No, no, nothing like that, sorry to spook you. The Army’s always jabbing or testing for something. Protected against every possible variant of bubonic plague, yes, but no cancer as far as I know.” The words came out of his mouth on automatic, filler words to get to the burning question he’d been pondering for the past – hour? More?

“Mmmhmm. Thanks.” His fingers gripped the phone. Plastic stabbed a fingertip, and Kyle consciously loosened his grip, switched hands, and cleared his throat. Blood dripped onto the floor to join the steadily drying beans. “Listen…this might be odd, but does she work with nanos at all?”

Kyle’s throat was dry as he stared as his free hand, smeared with blood with no visible injury. He forced the words out. “Yeah, nanotechnology. The sort of thing that might increase healing speeds, you know?”

“Riiight. Thank you.” He paused for a deep breath. “Change in plans, the group needs to talk before tomorrow night…”

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This week on More Odds than Ends, Becky Jones offered a prompt I found challenging for most of the week. It wasn’t until I considered that the drinks themselves may have been unusual rather than the event that I hit upon the nanos idea. Might have to continue this one and see where it leads! The neighbors got together once a month for drinks. Until last month…that gathering was odd.

My prompt went to nother Mike: An unfortunate history of warfare involving…

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Space Diplomat

Mina braced her spine and offered the Whigerian a tentative smile while trying to relax her eyes. The artificial grav always negatively impacted her vision, but she wasn’t fast enough.

Blurgiv “Call me Bob” Jeortin bared his teeth in a mirrored response. Yellowed ivory fangs glistened, far larger than they had any right to be, towering over her head and yet far, far too close.

The Earthside nickname for Whigerian was “werewolf” for a reason. And on late, lonely evenings when she was being honest with herself, Mina had to admit the nickname fit the bipedal lupines.

She used decades of diplomatic training to steel herself again and held up her tube of bubbly. “Back on Earth, we celebrate an agreement with a toast.” She handed him his own tube and demonstrated how to open the suction tab on top. “First we clink our tubes together, then we take a luxurious drink together. It recognizes our achievements together.”

“This is symbolic? Celebration?” Bob frowned at his tube. It looked miniscule in his paw, half lost amongst stray tufts of fur that angled inward. A claw tinged off the glass, carefully protected through the stocking of Earth’s first diplomatic spaceship. “I should invite the pack leaders aboard ship to celebrate with us. It would not be right without them.”

“Of course.” Mina gestured at the doorway. All the rooms aboard The Kissinger had received special soundproofing, so the envoys could discuss whatever they liked in as much privacy as desired. This was apparently a human trait, and most of the pack had chosen to stay in the largest room.

The Whigerians found the human desire for privacy amusing.

Still, the deal was all but signed before Bob and his envoys had entered the airlock this morning, and Earth had an ally. In space! She suppressed a squeal. A year aboard ship, dealing with the first aliens to visit the planet, and still it seemed unreal.

And yet, it was largely prosaic. She’d left her team in the lushly appointed conference room to discuss details with the Whigerians. Trade, mostly; the packs had formed intergalactic rivalries in the fighting sports before the humans had been able to blink. Rugby quancos, hockey skates, and heavy boxing bags were doing brisk business.

And cattle. Mustn’t forget that their new allies were predators, with the accompanying appetites.

“You are the…head alpha of the alphas, yes?” She knew this very well, and he knew she knew, but waited for his nod anyway as their footsteps gave magnetic clanks down the hallway. “Back on Earth, my grandparents’ country used to have a term for this. Shahenshah. It means king of kings.”

Bob laughed and threw his hands wide. “You have seen the pack. I may be the leader, but we make decisions for the best of the pack, or we do not survive long as leader.” His tongue lolled out for a moment.

She smiled, careful to avoid looking anywhere but straight ahead. “Yes, my grandparents saw that happen for themselves, when a ruler abused power. I heard their stories and believe we share the sentiment.”

Mina opened the door, and the moment of shared warmth was shattered. It was as if she’d walked ten feet down a hallway in artificial sunlight, only to be greeted with a storm.

A howling blizzard, in fact.

She clapped her hands over her ears. Howls and barking filled the air. Bob popped the tab on the glass tube. Champagne sprayed the room in a jet of projectile bubbles, but quieted the piercing shrieks. He dove into a mass of swirling fur and snarls.

A panicked hand clutched her jacket sleeve. “The intern!”

“What happened, Justin?” Mina snapped the words out. “The soundproofing was too good. We had no idea anything was wrong!”

He gulped and sucked in air with a whoosh. “The intern.”

“What?!”

“She told the spotted one he was a good boy and scratched his ears.”

Mina let out a groan and slumped against the wall. “Yep, that’ll do it.”

***

This week, Becky Jones challenged me with: She walked from sunshine into a howling blizzard in ten steps.

My prompt went to AC Young: The rental came with unexpected collateral.

It’s Been a Day


Peter walked into the kitchen and froze with a whistled wheeze. His arm dangled oddly in the air, aimed halfway toward the refrigerator. “Er, are you all right, a ghrá? You look…peaky.”

“Mmm,” June agreed. She let go of the spiral of frizzed hair she’d wrapped around her finger and looked up from her fixed gaze upon the countertop. “It’s been a day.”

“Ah…I thought you were spending time with my mother.” He busied himself with looking into the refrigerator. The clink of glass gave away his quest for Harp lager, and the rattle of metal in the drawer took longer than it should have. “I thought you liked my mother.”

“I do like your mother,” she replied gloomily. “And these croissants. It’s still been a day.”

Her boyfriend kept his head turned away. “Weren’t you having a relaxing spa day? Wasn’t that the plan?”

“It was a good plan.” The croissant crunched as her teeth sank into it. “Too bad no one followed it.”

Prudently, Peter stayed out of reach, across the kitchen island. He took a sip of his drink. “So what happened?”

“The spa started doing homeopathic remedies.”

He let out a groan. “Mum critiqued them, didn’t she?”

“She did indeed.” Another slow bite of croissant, and June wiped her mouth as flakes of buttery pastry shattered in flakes onto the granite countertop. “So we went to a bookstore instead.”

“That sounds safe.” Her son sounded cautious in his assessment.

“Doesn’t it?” Silence filled the kitchen as June stared into empty air, glassy-eyed and vacant.

He banged down the bottle. “Well, what happened, then?”

“They had an early display for St. Patrick’s Day. And got the leprechauns wrong.”

Peter drained the beer and went back to the refrigerator for another. “They always do.”

“Mmm-hmm,” she agreed, and her foot slipped off the kitchen barstool. “Grab me one of those, will you? My foot’s asleep. I think I’ve been here for too long.”

“So you went somewhere else,” he prompted. “Just not recently.”

June nodded. “There was a craft store across the street.”

“You didn’t.

“We did.”

There was a long, poignant moment of silence before June raised her glass to his. The bottles clinked merrily.

“And then?”

She looked up, her eyes widening in surprise. “How did you know there was more?”

“You’re eating a croissant like it tried to steal your land.”

June didn’t know if he felt safe enough to edge around the countertop for a gentle hip bump, or if the beer had kicked in too fast. She ticked off the list on her fingers. “So there was the writing group at the coffeeshop where the bully left in tears and your mother left literally on everyone else’s shoulders, the painting class with wine in the middle of the day – which at that point I’m not ashamed to say I needed, and the zoo where the baby red pandas escaped.”

“Still not croissants.”

She ignored the commentary. “Your mother rescued the red pandas, of course, and then led a flock of flamingos – which she plucked for quills, mind you, and they still flocked with her – and then somehow we were at your parents’, not writing letters with our new flamingo quills but making croissants, because she was bored. Or she was making them, and I’m pretty sure I spent the time hallucinating that I helped. You know I can’t cook.”

“Bake,” he corrected. “Pastry is baking.”

June shook her head. “Doesn’t matter. I think I need a nap.”

“That’s more believable than you cooking,” he muttered, but the room was already empty.

***

This week, nother Mike challenged me to consider the plans no one followed, while my prompt went to Leigh Kimmel to explore moving tattoos.

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