Iâve been offline for with a bit of a broken wing, so this was written primarily using dictation – and the patience I used to have before correcting most of the errors. Bear with me, as Iâm sure some slipped through!
The now-familiar stomping rattled the windows. it was a sign of their ability to endure even the strangest of habits over time that Helga didnât look up from her hardcopy newsletter.
âBest finish quickly,â George said. He kept an oblique eye on the window, standing carefully angled and behind the sheer curtain to track the botâs progress.
âThis last bit turned out to be more important than I expected,â she said absently. âI think I get it now.â
âYouâd better,â he replied, barely audible above the growing thumps and shudders. âBurn it. Burn it now.â
The crackle of flames had also become a part of their morning ritual, along with makeshift tea from whatever edible herbs she could forage from the nearby park and accompanied by the heavy beat of the war botâs march.
This morning, the new rituals were also accompanied by a distinct rip of paper.
âWhat are you doing?â he hissed under his breath. She joined him at the window scrap of paper still in hand. Helga linked their hands, and he felt the tiny scrap stick against his sweaty palm.
She waited for the noise to fade as the monitor bot passed to the next street.
âYou need to see this too. If something happens to me, this knowledge needs to be passed on.â
George had spent the past three weeks as the middleman between his neighborhood and several others, using his job in food distribution as cover to pass messages. Verbal messages were easiest, as long as they could avoid the nano drones hovering overhead. He was never sure whether shorthand cods were understood by recipients, but that means the bots had a less likely chance of understanding it as well.
Paper, though. Paper was evidence, evidence to be selectively distributed and rapidly burned. Better than digital, of course, especially with the increased surveillance.
But heâd seen enough death the past few weeks to last a lifetime – and didnât know how to avoid more other than playing within the rules. And those hard won rules, paid in human lives, said to burn paper as fast as you could after memorizing the message.
He wasnât even sure how long he could stand carrying messages, if it werenât for his desperation for other signs of resistance.
âMrs. Ingleson,â he murmured. Their landlady had given up on freedom with a strange joy. Apparently her desire to tell others what to do and manifested in delight at being given orders as well. Sheâs even taken to popping in unexpectedly to most of the neighborhood houses, which were now required to have unlocked doors for easy enemy access. Theyâd only lasted a week with a supposedly sticking doorknob, before a formal warning to fix it had arrived.
âThen memorize it now. You need to see this. If itâs what I think â but Iâm afraid to become overly excited at this point.â Helga looked fragile, running her fingers acrossher cheekbones.
George took a look at the damp paper, cheap ink running onto his fingers, expecting his hopes to be dashed once more. His eyes widened.
âAnd weâve been focused on the battery packs,â he breathed.
âWhat was it that movie said,â and Helgaâs grin lit up the room far more than the single candle left burning at the kitchen table. ââNo one can stop the signalâ?â
âGet to work.â George playfully sweated her rear as she headed for the stairs to the attic workshop, which officially didnât exist anymore and never had if anyone came asking.
As he laced up his work boots, Georgeâs anxiety returned, with acid waves sloshing inside his stomach. The tech equipment that Helga had supposedly lost on a boating trip wouldnât survive much longer, not with supplies running low. Heâd made sure they both tossed a few broken pieces of equipment into a nearby pond so the bot wouldnât detect it as a lie, but now wondered if that had been a terrible waste after the initial invasion panic.
Still, George had no doubt that between his current ability to leave the neighborhood – heavily supervised, of course – and Helgaâs past job, let alone her current tinkering, they were on some sort of list. Maybe even multiple lists.
And that was before that nosy parker of a landlady came into the picture.
It was only a matter of time.
It might have been his imagination that day at work, but George was increasingly uncomfortable by the amount of attention from the crew of guard bots. If they were gathering evidenceâŠNo, if they were at that point already, he would simply disappear. As it was, his shiftâs mandatory four-hour extension to the cityâs food distribution center – normally an opportunity to pass intel, though today he didnât dare – meant he fell into bed beside Helga, too exhausted to disturb his sleeping wife.
He opened blurry eyes to find her already downstairs. He dragged the covers back and made his way to the kitchen, following the scent of something annoyingly green and grassy.
Today, however, the candle remained unlit. And there was no covertly printed newsletter, because the food delivery had skipped their house. That was no fluke after the watch-boysâ heavy scrutiny yesterday, and a terrible sign for their continued longevity.
There was, however, a small computer board of the type George never had quite understood, with a few wires and buttons attached to it. The kind that could get them killed if their traitorous landlady burst inâŠand the only thing that gave them a glimmer of survival.
âFood distribution is getting worse.â Helgaâs eyes were dancing.
âApologies, my lady. We are the enemy, after all.â George went to the tea kettle and positioned himself sideways at the window, watching for the bots. He raised the steaming mug and toasted her.
In the distance, thumping footsteps began.
âGive it a few minutes.â Her eyes were downright sparkling now. âI believe humans might be necessary after all. Despite our pending obsolescence.â
The mechanical booms grew closer. It wasnât just one today on patrol, no mere guard meant for general intimidation.
He swallowed. âBetter get moving.â
She pressed an unobtrusive white button at the side of the delicate microchip board and pressed her lips together until they turned pale.
As one, the armed robots that had just entered their street, stamped in unison and halted.
A speaker crackled. âWE INTERRUPT THIS WAR WITH THESE MESSAGES FROM OUR SPONSOR.â
A familiar jingle began playing, tinny and somehow the least annoying version of the song that heâd ever heard.
When George finally stopped laughing, he turned to Helga. âCanât stop it â
âNo.â she let out a wicked grin. âCanât stop it, but I certainly can hijack that signal and loop it through 100 years of bad television commercials.â
âAnd infomercials,â he said thoughtfully.
âWhat happens when they get to the one where the elderly woman falls, and canât get off the floor?â
âAlready ahead of you,â Helga said with grim delight. âTheyâre never getting up again. Iâve made that one a command.â
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I couldnât resist this spare: âWE INTERRUPT THIS WARâŠâ
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