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Blue Hands of the Three

This week, I challenged Becky Jones to write on what forensic analysis revealed.

nother Mike, who wrote about Aphrodite riding sidesaddle on a goose, challenged me with this: “He was bent over, praying, with his hands together, when the other hands grasped his in support. He blinked, and then noticed that the hands holding his were blue…”

I sat down intending this to be a monkey’s paw, “be careful what you wish for” story. One in which Jonas wishes to hide his problems, and looks up to find a zombie’s blue, rotting hands happy to distract him. I’ll have to explore undead religious proclivities another time, because this spilled out instead.

Jonas froze in horror, as a resounding crash echoed within the cavernous Guildhouse. The wooden balconies populated with heads poking from each of the cubbies, peering into the open middle where the great loomworks rested.

The loomworks never rested long, only stripped of their precious weaving long enough to deliver the highborns’ work and restring for the next commission. The list of commissions was very long, and the only reason an orphan off the streets had ever been taught to read or figure.

He was one of the few thin, limber, light enough to clamber up to the adjustable fiddly bits at the top and resize the work. He was not entrusted with the weaving. Guildmaster did not permit soiled hands such as his to handle the delicate base fabrics or tapestries hung upon the great loomworks.

He turned, every inch a momentous effort of sheer will, creeping unwilling eyes to stare at the wreckage of wood collapsed upon the lobby. He’d just adjusted the frame, and clearly something had gone horribly, miserably wrong.

No one else moved. The weavers at the small looms on the balconies stared openmouthed. Guild Officials stared from the trading desk, where they displayed sample wares and bargained for gold.

A small, pudgy, redheaded boy on the third floor balcony snickered into the clattering silence, rocking back and forth on elbows propped on the rickety balcony. He clearly knew the punishments the Guildmaster liked to give. No one would spare a thought for the orphan boy’s cries.

Jonas whirled and pelted from the hall, stumbling over limbs grown too long as he tore through the streets. He landed on his knees, bruising them against the cold stone floor the Temple of the Moirai.

He bent over, praying to The Three, aware the Guildmaster would punish him for breaking the great loomworks. He could not even fathom the depth of this punishment, having destroyed the primary source of this Guild District’s wealth.

Worse – if he could no longer climb with impunity, he had no value to the Guild. Jonas shuddered at the faint memory of life on the streets.

Wetness struck his cheeks, and he blinked furiously, unwilling to admit weakness. Now was a time for strength. He needed to prove his value to the Guild.

He just had no idea how to do it.

Jonas closed his eyes, hands clenched together, hoping the three statues’ cold eyes would soften if he only prayed hard enough. He felt warm, rough hands close over his. A man’s voice, harsh with years and commanding, begin the Chant of Respect to The Three. Jonas stumbled over the familiar words.

“…and – and to each our allotment, which we shall not struggle, for we know The Three have measured what – what is to be.” Jonas opened bleary eyes, struggling not to sniffle.

His eyes widened further to see the hands still grasping his. Blue!

“Look at me, boy,” the voice commanded.

Jonas lifted his eyes to see a perfectly ordinary, study workingman. Brown eyes that looked like they laughed often, crinkled at the edges. A tidy beard, streaked with more white than the remaining muddy brown. And hands dyed blue, arms streaked in paler shades up to the elbow.

The man laughed. “It’s from the indigo, boy. The blue dye. You get used to it after a while.”

Jonas lowered his eyes.

“Hey now, eyes up.”

Jonas suspected this man could be heard over a thousand looms if he wanted, but his tone was kind and quiet, not even echoing in the stone-walled temple.

The bearded man took pity on him and released his hands. “Your reaction was interesting,” the man said casually, settling back and studying the statues of The Three.

Jonas studied the statues, shooting the man a sideways glance, uncertain.

“As if you were afraid of the Guildmaster.” The man studied his indigo hands, as if examining the calluses.

Shuddering, Jonas looked away.

“Boy, you don’t have to worry about being strapped for this. Accidents happen.”

He couldn’t stop the panicked mewl that emerged from his throat. Accidents did not simply happen with the Guildmaster. The worst he’d done before now was eat a pear uninvited, and he’d been whipped on a weekly basis or more.

“Someday I’ll share the stories with you, boy. Over a mead, when you’re a bit older. The point is that you learn from your mistakes.”

The man stood up and reached out a hand. “Like learning to build looms from scratch, so you can fix them, and know when they weaken.”

Jonas stared upward, confused.

“I’m the Grand Guildmaster, boy.”

Jonas straightened, tongue-tied. He still didn’t take the outstretched, unwavering hand.

“I’ve heard stories about this district. Bad stories, and too many of them. I’ve come to take control and fix things here.”

Jonas dared to hope. He reached out, tentative and unsure.

The man grasped it in a firm grip.

“And if you’re to become my apprentice, I’ll need to know your name.”

Purple Ink

This week, I challenged Cedar Sanderson to explore theta brain wave stimulation. Leigh Kimmel asked me to explore people duplication, but I suspect I went in a different direction than intended.

“Darling, don’t forget to close the blinds,” Choi called to her husband from where she brushed her hair in the other room.

Her husband walked out of the nursery, but lingered in the hallway. “The twins are out of the light and sleeping,” Adam said. He leaned against the doorjamb, stubbing a toe repeatedly against the wooden floorboards.

“Finally.” Choi looked at her husband with exhausted eyes. “There’s so much more work with two. I can’t believe we got duplicates.”

He coughed, and looked away. “About that.”

The hairbrush landed on the bed with a distinct thump. Choi braced herself against the edge of the bed, ready to launch herself across the hall. “What’s wrong?”

“We’ll be able to tell them apart now,” Adam replied. His tone was measured and reasonable. “Their personalities aren’t developed enough to be helpful otherwise.”

She glared at him, her mouth twisted. “I told you to keep them out of the sunlight!”

“They’re fine, dear. We just also might want to boost whichever one faded with a little paint. As long as neither fades entirely, right?”

“Paint.” She spat the word as if he’d suggested poison.

“Oils, maybe, or acrylics. Not watercolors. Something more permanent than mimeograph ink.”

His eyes were filled with the hope of a child who knows he won’t get a treat, but still can’t resist asking.

It was a long few minutes before Choi sighed. “But I did so love the smell.”

As a bonus, here’s some more Thesis Cat!

Homicide Clearance Rate, 99%

In this week’s Odd Prompts challenge, I charged ‘Nother Mike with “No one escapes the Wild Hunt.”

Mine was from Misha Burnett. ” A forensic necromancer interviews a murder victim. Unfortunately, the testimony of the deceased is inadmissible in court. What information could the victim provide that would give the police a lead on finding evidence that could be used to convict the killer?”

Before we get to that, Thesis Cat continues to do her job in guilt-tripping me to get back to work.

Guarding toaster pastries is important work.

Onto the story!

I stared down at my body and blew out a frustrated sigh of non-existent air. Guess I didn’t need oxygen anymore, but automatic habits die hard.

It still annoyed me further. Counting to ten didn’t help. It was all I could do not to stamp my foot like a toddler in the midst of being denied a cookie.

Yeah, realizing I’d never have a cookie again didn’t help the urge.

I tried again. “Hey. HEY. Heeeeeyyyyy.” I waved my hand in front of the cop’s nose. “Look, dude, I know you can see me. Ever since that asteroid hit, everyone can see ghosts until they cross over.”

He’d blinked at the word “dude.” Good. I’d been trying for a reaction. Maybe offending him wouldn’t help my case, but I’d been pleading and begging for help for twenty minutes, ever since the cops showed up.

Let me tell you, it’s really weird to walk into your neighbor’s house, uninvited, through the wall, and ask them to call the cops because you’ve just been murdered.

Walked right through a whole cabinet of creepy china figurines, too. The memory made me shudder. I guess ghosts can do that, still.

“C’mon, man. I can give you a name, a description, even the reason why and where he works. I thought I was getting out of the guy’s way. He wanted to back into the parking space.”

I kicked my own ribcage, but my foot just passed through. The cop put up his hand like he was trying to block me. I hoped it made him feel freezing cold. Serves him right for ignoring me.

“I was meeting a friend for lunch and told him about what happened. I figured at worst parking lot guy would have spit in my food. Gave me a look and a shake of the head every time he walked past the table.”

The uniform studiously continued to study my dead body, placing evidence markers by blood splatter. He looked everywhere but at me.

“Nametag said Devon, from Mika’s Diner. Over on Greene street.”

A throat cleared behind me. Tall, stubble, greying brown hair, sharp blue eyes that missed nothing but looked exhausted. He wore a rumpled suit and a faded black trench, with a badge slung around his neck on a cheap chain. He jerked his head at me, and I heard the officer first on scene breathe his own sigh of relief.

Lucky bastard, his exhalation had real air in it.

I followed what had to be the homicide detective into what until an hour ago had been my living room. He sat on the couch and waved at hand at my favorite chair like he owned the place.

I raised an eyebrow.

“You want someone to talk to you or not?” His voice reminded me of rusty barbed wire, quick with a comeback and ready to give you tetanus if you were too much of an idiot.

I sat.

“No one will listen,” I started. “I know exactly who did it.”

“Yeah, but don’t you watch the news, kid?” He slumped back against the cushions, leaning on the armrest and studying me as he settled in.

I blinked. “What?”

“I’m saying Fiddler v. Tennessee,” he said. “I’m Joe, by the way. Joe Brighton. Homicide detective. Fourth Precinct.”

“What the hell is Fiddler v. Tennessee?” I asked, frowning. I didn’t like where this conversation was going.

“Supreme Court case. We’ve been watching it for the past couple years. Right after the asteroid hit a decade ago and everything changed, right? This guy says ghosts are no longer humans, therefore they’re no longer sentient.”

I snorted.

He nodded. “Yeah, I agree. But it’s got an impact. Means ghost testimony doesn’t hold up in court.”

“We’re not in court,” I pointed out. “We’re in my living room. Next to my dead body.”

“Yeah, but that uniform in there? Steve’s a good guy. He’s wearing a body cam that records everything, all right? Means he can’t talk to you without it getting caught on camera. That’s a problem.”

“How come you can talk to me?” I asked, stiffening with belligerence.

He crossed his legs in a figure four. “To answer your question, what conversation?” he asked, looking around.

“I’m just getting a sense of what you were like as a person. Talk to myself all the time, you know. Part of my detecting process.”

“I’m no longer a forensic necromancer, after all. No specializing in talking to dead people and getting their testimony, not anymore. I’m just a homicide detective now.”

He tapped slender fingers together, then pressed two fingers to his mouth like he wished they were holding a cigarette.

Snarling, I leapt up. “You mean you can just ignore me and that’s somehow okay?”

Joe didn’t bother making eye contact. “Exactly. And Steve and the other uniforms have to, or they get in trouble.”

Pacing, I struggled with my options. “This is so unfair. I should fight this in court.”

“Good luck finding a lawyer who’ll take that on,” Joe said. “Non-person, remember? Did you add a provision in your will for hiring a lawyer to represent your ghost’s interests posthumously?”

I choked, then remembered I didn’t have to care about that. “Did I what?!”

He leaned back against the couch even further, like the weight on his shoulders was real and tangible. “I see you were a reader. Mysteries.”

“What’s that got to do with anything?” I asked, starting to feel the fight drain from me. “You can’t use anything I tell you.”

“Unless you find a way to get me something I can use that’s not your direct testimony.” Joe made eye contact at last. “Don’t suppose you’ve got anything that would help with that, do you?”

I stood firm, feet planted, and whistled high and loud. Joe winced, but I didn’t care. I knew Wilbur would come to our whistle, no matter how afraid he was of the strange man on the couch, or how traumatized he’d been after seeing me stabbed.

I glared at Joe. “I do this, you take care of my dog. You take him in or find him a nice warm home. Not some shelter that’ll put him down, not some terrible owner that’ll make him fight.”

He nodded, once, short and sharp. “Everybody’s got a bargain.”

Studying him with new eyes, I realized his relaxed posture was studied tension, held to contain a tightly wound spring. “You’ve done this before.”

A shoulder shrugged inside the trench.

I turned away at the sound of slow feet and a slight whimper. There he was, my 155-pound bundle of oversized bloodhound joy. Covered in my blood splatter, and maybe some attacker DNA.

“Wilbur, sit.” I gave his head a caress, trying not to notice that I couldn’t feel his fur, that I had to hold my hand just above his ears to keep from sticking my hand through his brain. Poor guy’d been through enough tonight.

I looked at Joe. “He’ll sit for you if you swab his teeth. And fur, I guess.”

He nodded, and waved over a tech I hadn’t noticed in the door.

“Bloodhound got a nose on him?” He gave Wilbur the pet I couldn’t, scratching gently around the ears. Joe looked at me briefly over the tech’s head, but there was compassion in the look. He knew what I wanted, but could never have again.

“He does,” I said sadly. “He trained for it before I got him, but his temperament was never quite right. The nose is there. But he’s a bit of a scaredy-cat.”

The tech stood up, avoiding looking at me as she packed away her samples from my dog.

“Wilbur,” I said. “Time to get to work.”

Joe nodded in approval, and got up to follow my bloodhound.

It was three hours later when they came back. I’d apologized to Steve the uniform by then, who made a few random nods and commented out loud to his partner what a shame it was that I’d ended like this.

I was sitting on the front porch when Joe arrived, Wilbur bounding up behind him. He sat down on the stoop next to me, stroking the dog’s head.

“He was a very good boy,” Joe said softly, mumbling a little. I guess outside, he tried to keep up appearances more.

“He always is,” I said sadly, holding out a hand for Wilbur to sniff. He didn’t seem to mind that I wasn’t corporeal.

“Led us straight to one Devon Nelson, who works at Mika’s Diner. Idiot still had the knife in his hand, smeared with your blood. He’d tried to wipe it off on his own shirt, thinking it would blend in since it was a dark color.”

I leaned back and kicked my legs down the steps. “All over a parking spot?”

“Yeah. Confessed and everything.” Joe kept his head bent over Wilbur.

I sighed. “Feels pretty dumb. Now what?”

Joe grimaced, his face contorting on the side I could see. “Now you either move on, or hang out and do whatever you didn’t get a chance to do in this life.”

“I thought I’d know what to do,” I said. My voice must have been sad, because he looked up finally.

“Nobody really does,” he said.

He stood up, and Wilbur looked at me, tongue lolling and ready to give me a good lick.

I reached out and cupped my hand around his long, droopy ear, wishing I could feel the warmth.

He turned to walk away and paused halfway down the cracked concrete walk. “Come visit Wilbur anytime.”

Couldn’t argue. It wasn’t like I could feed the dog, or walk him through the wall when he needed to go out. I watched as Joe rolled the dark sedan’s window down for Wilbur, who loved to let his ears flop in the wind.

I wondered what it took for someone to talk to the dead each day, and what more it cost to have to hide it.

The Savoy Ghost

I have successfully distracted Thesis Cat with a giant cardboard box. Time enough for a quick jot of words inspired by one of this week’s Odd Prompts spare challenges. Huzzah! Creative writing has such a different mental flavor.

This week’s prompt: “The ghost of the Savoy at Mussoorie haunts not for justice, but for…”

“Sorry to interrupt, but I’ve never been to India before,” I said to the woman seated on the heavily embroidered chair in the Savoy’s lobby. “I don’t know if it’s the thing to do here. Tipping, I mean. Do you know?”

She looked up from her book, her eyes wide and surprised. She blinked before opening her mouth. I had the feeling she didn’t talk much, and her voice confirmed it, rusty with disuse.

“American, aren’t you?” She nodded her own confirmation at my outfit before I could reply. “One of your dollars should do it these days, I believe.”

Her voice was properly British, reminiscent of tea and crumpets. She was dressed in a rather old-fashioned getup, but the wide-brimmed hat was practical for the sun, and I’m sure the dress was cool in the heat. A proper lady, even sitting stiffly upright while reading. Straight out of the Empire, that one.

“Thanks,” I said, annoyed with myself for passing judgment when she’d been so helpful. “Listen, can I buy you a drink, maybe a scone, as a thank you? I’d have gone through hundreds, and been swarmed.”

The woman set down her book and reached back to smooth a curl, looking amused. “Thank you, but I must decline.”

“As you wish,” I said, surprised at the depth of hurt I felt at a stranger’s slight. My face must have shone it as I picked my bag up from the tile floor.

“I do apologize if I’ve offended you. It’s not what you think,” the woman said, standing and smoothing her long skirt. “I’m much past such mundane needs as the flesh requires.”

“Ah,” I mumbled, unsure what to say. “Um, that sounds nice.”

She walked with me as I headed toward the check in counter. I was starting to wonder if I’d made a mistake. India was known for spiritualism, sure, but this was a business trip.

“It’s been so long.”

Her voice improved with use, I noticed.

“No one’s noticed me in ever so long.”

I gave her a sideways glance, questioning. She smiled sadly, her face wan under her enormous straw hat.

“I only wanted to play the grand piano,” she said, and her voice was soft, grief-stricken.

“One last time, like my darling and I used to spend our evenings before he was taken from me. I shouldn’t have minded being murdered so much if I’d been able to play just one more time.”

She looked at me again, and this time I noticed the hollows in her cheeks, her sunken eyes, her skin that tightened and discolored before my gaze.

“I couldn’t find him without the music. It’s been so long. I can’t remember the song any longer.”

I stopped walking and stared at the woman turned wraith, her dress now faded and flimsy rags, her clenched hands skeletal.

She bared her teeth at me in what must have once been a smile, turned, and walked through the lobby’s grand piano.

Meet Thesis Cat

Writing for fun has been sadly postponed for the short term. I’ve missed my writing prompt last week – a true tragedy, as I work with so many engineers and have a plethora of stories to share – and am not convinced I’ll get to this week’s either.

Why, you might ask?

Because when I pause thesis work and look over the edge of my computer, I see this.

Get back to work, human.

Taking a break? Temporarily distracted by plotting Peter and June’s next adventure? Thesis cat says no.

And with that, back to work.

Luck

Cass grinned and leaned forward, cool wind whipping tendrils of hair back from her face as she picked up speed. The ancient motorcycle was the only sound as she flew down the highway, watching for debris and scattered lumps of useless metal and glass that used to be useful transport.

It had been one hundred days since the lights went out, one hundred days since reliable water came pouring from pipes on demand. One hundred days since reliable, instant medical care became archaic and obsolete.

One hundred days since anyone had last seen or heard a moving vehicle, had seen air traffic plunging through the sky. One hundred days since food riots began, idiots starving while surrounded by edible plants that grew in sidewalk cracks and weedy front lawns, plantain and dandelion everywhere if you only knew to look.

One hundred days since she’d lost hope of ever reconnecting with her family, of seeing the farm again. Home, nearly fifteen hundred miles away.

It was a stroke of sheer luck that she’d made it out of the city before most people realized the apocalypse had come for them all, that help wasn’t coming.

A rabbit’s foot to have scrounged the right supplies from the back of a crashed pickup, from a driver who no longer cared who used his camping gear and dehydrated eggs. A windfall to score boots bought on credit she’d never see the bill for, store dark and empty with half-filled shelves, a lone clerk scrupulously writing down card numbers, unsure and confused when his technology no longer worked.

More good fortune to have made it through the desert, blinding and dry. A truck filled with filtered water discovered halfway through, abandoned and alone, door hanging open, footprints leading into the sand.

The hand of fate to have found the bike in yesterday’s dying light, old enough to work after an EMP strike, fully fueled and lovingly maintained. The skeleton nearby held emaciated hands against where its heart used to be, desiccated tendons the last threads holding interlaced bones in a gruesome weave of phalanges.

The favor of the gods to feed on a chicken pecking around the shed that contained the same motorcycle her father had taught her to ride. She’d stuffed her face after roasting the bird, a luxurious waste when soup could have gone much farther, its eggs boiled and stored in her backpack.

Petals off a four-leaf clover, luck blowing in the wind against her face. Cass closed her eyes and wondered if she’d make it back home after all.

She opened them in time to see a black cat dart across the road, freezing to hiss at the bike’s roar. With a thump, Cass was airborne, flying against gravity, stars of fate tossed into the skies and spun like a prophet’s emphatic hand gesture.

She smashed down into the road, benediction gone with the last mechanized wheel still spinning, ribs crushed along her right side and the pain so sharp she thought she’d split herself in two.

Cass wheezed a laugh, blood flecking over her face and pouring down her chin, a road vampire who’d run out of time.

It was the one hundredth day, after all. She should have known the apocalypse would eventually come to claim its due.

Laundromat

A long week at work and a whole lot of thesis procrastination resulted in several stories tumbling out all at once this weekend. Read Strays and Whodunnit? if you’re so inclined, but this week’s official Odd Prompt challenge was from nother Mike.

“At the coin laundry, you had just put your clothes in the washer and sat down when one of the big dryer doors opened and a voice called out…”

I hate the laundromat. Who doesn’t? Trekking through mushy, dirty snow, lugging oddly-shaped bags and boxes. Hoping you don’t drop anything clean on an ancient linoleum floor, covered in stains decades old. Scrounging for quarters and hoping they aren’t Canadian coins that roll through the return endlessly.

Weird encounters with strangers, hoping they don’t think trading a Canadian coin for a real quarter is an invitation. Wondering why their clothes are being pretreated to remove bloodstains, choosing to believe they must be a doctor or a butcher.

The whole deal makes me understand why people used to avoid taking baths. Being clean is hard, and even I have to admit we have it way easier than the days of washboards and brushing clothes. It’s certainly less stinky with public hygiene being generally accepted. But there’s something about it that brings out my inner, muddy three-year-old self.

Don’t get me wrong. I love having clean clothes. I just hate the process. But it’s not up to me when I do laundry anymore, no matter how I feel about it.

So I got a great big whiff of rancid gym clothes when I finally made it there with my haul, bag nearly bigger than I am, staggering with every step, carefully not dropping or squashing the box in my free hand. I slammed the lid down with a wrinkled nose, sighed, yank it back up, and drop a candy-coated pod inside.

I slumped down on a mustard-yellow plastic chair that must’ve been there since the seventies. It’s cracked, but I trust its resilience. It’s survived this long, and I know I only have five undisturbed minutes to get a catnap in before the dryer door opens.

My spine popped in the lower vertebrae pleasantly, and I smiled as I settled in by the dryer labeled out of order, knowing I’m safe to let my guard down in public. She only texts me to come when she knows I’ll be alone in the laundromat.

Must be nice to foresee situations like that, but she won’t share anything else.

All too soon, the dryer door bangs open, and I open my eyes reluctantly. The voice that emerges from inside the portal is like walking on cracked New Hampshire crushed gravel roads mixed with broken glass and sticky rock candy that melts to your shoes on hot days.

“You have it?” A delicately clawed hand emerges, brown and covered in scattered scales that look like peeling leather.

“Not only do I have it, they were testing a new flavor and giving out samples,” I answer.

I pull out the box, slightly battered despite my best efforts. “Brown butter sea salt caramel popcorn on top of vanilla bean cake and brown butter bourbon frosting. You want the lemon meringue cupcake first, or the new one?”

“New!” The voice cackles, the tackiness pulling at my ears like those price stickers you never quite get off dishes, undertones like sugar about to burn, sharp and crackling. The hand’s imperious, beckoning and eager.

“Tell me what mop corn is,” the voice instructs. It rolls around the room, swirling around my head, and splinters the glass under the out of order sign on her dryer on its way back. I hand over the cupcake.

Pop corn,” I correct. “It’s from a plant known as corn or maize. You dry it out, and then heat it so it puffs up and is edible. When that happens, it happens fast, so it explodes with a popping noise.”

I hear crunching from inside the dryer. I don’t look, and try not to think about why it’s so loud. That’s part of the deal. Never look, and try not to imagine.

“It is a weapon?” The hand beckons for the lemon meringue, claws dancing impatiently. Light flashes multicolored on the water-stained drop ceiling, too fast for my eyes to follow, so I don’t try.

“No, it’s just a snack food. There are different flavors.” I have to stop myself from pondering how weird it is to be explaining common movie nibbles to a creature from another dimension.

The slurping stops, although the dryer makes it echo for a few more seconds. This time her voice is static and firecrackers, squealing brakes and screaming cows. “I want to try a doughnut next. With sprinkles.”

There’s a pop, painful like a rapid altitude change, and she’s gone. I reach to open the washer, eager for clothes I know will be perfectly clean and dry, unwrinkled and lightly scented with soothing lavender. They’ll be perfect until I wear them.

Then a heaviness weighs into the air. She’s never come back before, and I tense, uncertain.

The roar of an avalanche and a landslide combined echo through the room, the crashing of a seven-car pile up with horns blaring and tires melting rubber onto the road, skidding out of control.

“I also desire more weaponized corn.”

Strays

One of this week’s spare prompts: Dragons are real, and there’s now one curled up at your front door like a stray cat demanding a home.

Lisa wandered through the house, scrolling through the surveillance system app on her phone.

“I managed to get back in,” she told her boyfriend, who sat at his desk staring at his laptop.

Jack grunted but didn’t look up from the spreadsheet. “Make sure you write down the password this time.”

She shrugged and flopped onto the couch, flipping through video clips. “We don’t use the front door much. It’s all package delivery and wildlife. You know how we thought there was a stray cat crapping in the flower garden? Turns out there are three different ones.”

“You trying to distract me from your Amazon habit?” Jack asked. He frowned and started typing. “No, that’s not right.”

“I’m deleting the past month and a half and it’s only been two deliveries so far,” Lisa said primly, and draped her free arm over her head.

“Mmm-hmm,” Jack answered, still typing. “Must not be far in.”

“Cat, cat, delivery guy, cat. Oh, did you know we have a possum in the area? He’s kind of cute. All fat and waddles.”

“Mmm.”

“Cat, delivery guy. Who has chickens? Oh, wow. Coyote. Didn’t expect that.” She paused. “Oh, man. That poor chicken.”

Only the click of keys answered her this time.

“Babe.”

“Yeah.”

“Babe, come look at this and tell me what you see.”

“I really don’t care about your Amazon habit as long as it’s affordable,” Jack said. “I’m just teasing you.”

“No, really, babe.” Lisa’s voice was high-pitched. She sat up and planted her feet, staring at her phone. “I need you to tell me I’m not crazy.”

“I’m sure it’s just more wildlife,” Jack said.

“That’s the problem.”

He looked up finally but didn’t move from his padded chair. “We can call an exterminator if you’re freaked out.”

“I don’t think an exterminator can handle this.” She got up and handed him the phone. “Watch it.”

His eyebrows rose. “There’s got to be a reasonable explanation.”

“What, a deformed bat?” Lisa gave him her patented look.

It didn’t work this time. He seized on it with evident relief, settling back into his chair and handing her the phone. “Yeah. Definitely. You know bats eat bugs, right? That means fewer crawly things and fewer spiders. They’re good to have around.”

She perched on the armchair next to his desk and scrolled through her phone. “The so-called deformed bat seems to have taken care of the rest of the wildlife over the past month. Ate a skunk yesterday.”

“See? Like I said. Good to have around.”

“Bats don’t eat skunks.”

Jack was resolute. “Dragons aren’t real.”

Her phone buzzed with an alert. “Babe.”

“Hmm?”

“Babe, the baby dragon’s back on our front porch.” She looked at him with pleading eyes. “It’s so cold, and I think he’s hungry.”

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